Today, I had a job interview. I have a nervous tendency to rub my foot against the bar under the table. After the interview, I noticed I had been rubbing my foot against the interviewer's leg. FML
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Today, after a spate of bad ones, I was in another job interview trying my hardest to give a good impression. After answering a few questions, I realized to my horror that while I was talking I was swiveling my chair from left to right like a nervous child. FML
Today, I got so nervous that I actually peed my pants during a job interview. FML
Today, I was at a second interview for a job that I really need as I got laid off last month. Midway through the interview, I went to cross my legs and realized I had 2 different shoes on. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I stopped to take a pee in the lobby before I went in. I relaxed a bit too much at the urinal and accidentally farted. I chuckled about it like a 5 year-old for a few seconds. The guy who had been next to me at the urinal was the interviewer. FML
Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML
Today, right before a job interview, I spilled hot coffee all over my lap. The stain looked incredibly suspicious. During the interview, the recruiter kept glancing down awkwardly while I tried to maintain eye contact and confidence. FML
Today, I had a job interview. As I walked in, I confidently shook the interviewer's hand, only to say, "I'm doing well, how are you?" before she'd even asked me how I was, or even said anything. The rest of the interview was pretty much a blur of awkwardness. FML
Today, I had a job interview. Everything was going really well until I noticed a bug on my interviewer's lower neck. I shouted that something really disgusting was crawling on him. It turns out it was his big hairy mole. FML
Today, while waiting for my job interview to start, I tried to slip out a silent fart. It ended with shit running down my leg. FML
Today, I had a job interview. The interviewer blatantly farted as I sat down, then she sneered, "Making yourself comfortable, I see..." FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Did they rub back?
reetah 0
well, did you get the job?
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Comments (94)
wbrycem 0
Footsies ftw
akfml 0
that is a true FML. haha i hope you get the job cause thats just embarrasing.
Vanita 1
Wow, I would not want to get that job anymore.
polkadot1453 0
OMG, i do tht all the time, i put my foot on the bottom of the table, thinking it is the bottom of the table, but its really always someone else's foot. i thought it was only me!!!
sargent5 0
That made my day!!
wikifoo 0
I'm hiring .....
fmlmonkey 0
Nice, I bet you got the job.
ArtandLove 0
Well, if they didn't say anything about it, they must have been enjoying it... bet you get the job just because of the rubbing.
IronysMe 0
YDI, whatever that means in this case (which could be you landing the job?), but this is hilarious either way
FuzzyWalnuts 0
And he/she didn't say anything? I think I call bs on this FML