Today, I had a job interview. I have a nervous tendency to rub my foot against the bar under the table. After the interview, I noticed I had been rubbing my foot against the interviewer's leg. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, after a spate of bad ones, I was in another job interview trying my hardest to give a good impression. After answering a few questions, I realized to my horror that while I was talking I was swiveling my chair from left to right like a nervous child. FML
Today, I got so nervous that I actually peed my pants during a job interview. FML
Today, I was at a second interview for a job that I really need as I got laid off last month. Midway through the interview, I went to cross my legs and realized I had 2 different shoes on. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I stopped to take a pee in the lobby before I went in. I relaxed a bit too much at the urinal and accidentally farted. I chuckled about it like a 5 year-old for a few seconds. The guy who had been next to me at the urinal was the interviewer. FML
Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML
Today, right before a job interview, I spilled hot coffee all over my lap. The stain looked incredibly suspicious. During the interview, the recruiter kept glancing down awkwardly while I tried to maintain eye contact and confidence. FML
Today, I had a job interview. As I walked in, I confidently shook the interviewer's hand, only to say, "I'm doing well, how are you?" before she'd even asked me how I was, or even said anything. The rest of the interview was pretty much a blur of awkwardness. FML
Today, I had a job interview. Everything was going really well until I noticed a bug on my interviewer's lower neck. I shouted that something really disgusting was crawling on him. It turns out it was his big hairy mole. FML
Today, while waiting for my job interview to start, I tried to slip out a silent fart. It ended with shit running down my leg. FML
Today, I had a job interview. The interviewer blatantly farted as I sat down, then she sneered, "Making yourself comfortable, I see..." FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Did they rub back?
reetah 0
well, did you get the job?
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Comments (94)
brown_eyed_girl 0
if the OP thought it was a bar, it probably didn't rub back. just sayin.
rachaelberri 0
ug that sucks. iv done that too. just not for that long XD
Dummie 0
I'm with #3. If they didn't stop you then you they probably liked it and you have the job. Or they won't hire you because they're concerned about future sexual harassment suits! Either way... beware next time!
calecaleb 0
I bet you got the job, right? haha
1bored 0
Haha lmfao thats hilarious!!
emmmilyyy 0
maybe he or she liked it. either way tho, ydi for not being aware
Mist_ress 0
maybe you'll get the job.
1234five 0
LEZ PLAY sOME fOOtsie ootsie!!!
mikew85 0
well you never know...might help you get the job!
Cali_Chick 0
Yeah its obvious that person liked it...they would have moved their leg or asked you to stop. But umm...yahhh that's really awkward. Hope you get the job! lol