Miscellaneous Today, I had a fight with my little sister. Later she apologized...

vomitingnow - 22/07/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, I had a fight with my little sister. Later she apologized and made me dinner to make up for it. I thought it was pretty good until I found out that instead of using Parmesan cheese in the recipe, she used foot shavings from her Ped Egg. FML

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Anonymous - 27/12/2014 20:53 - United States - Tucson

Today, I got into a fight with my sister. Later on she brought me a bowl of tortilla chips, which I thought was her way of apologizing. I found out too late that she'd licked the flavoring off them and it was really her way of saying "Fuck you." FML

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bloody hell - 04/06/2015 05:59 - Philippines - Para?aque

Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML

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Anonymous - - United States

Today, my sister and I got into a fight. I came home to find everything in my room covered in ketchup. FML

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HttpsHaileyy - 15/06/2015 20:02 - United States

Today, I insulted my younger sister's hamster. She then smashed me with a stool. FML

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Anonymous - 14/04/2011 17:35 - United States

Today, I made my young niece lunch. After she claimed to have eaten it all, she wanted to go out and play. I was putting my shoes on when I found part of the sandwich I made her stuffed in my shoe. FML

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ginya - 07/06/2016 01:58 - United States - Bedford

Today, my sister asked me to let her dog out of the kennel when I got home. I did only to have the little beast bite me. She then ate the entire content of the cat's litter box, which she couldn't keep down. FML

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Murphy - 26/08/2018 03:30

Today, I bought ingredients for one of my favorite meals and went home to take a nap. When I woke up, my sister had cooked them for everyone else in the house, who ate it all without me. I was told that I shouldn't be angry, but instead proud of my adult sister because, "She cooked!" FML

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Anonymous - 17/09/2023 16:00

Today, after working all day to make a big vegan meal for my family, hoping it would get them to become vegans as well, my brother thought it appropriate to pass around a block of cheese for everyone to grate over the pasta dish. FML

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Anonymous - 28/08/2022 22:00

Today, my sister kicked me up the ass with such precision that I’m still bleeding from my asshole where the toe of her shoe tore the skin. FML

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Sad vegan girl - 15/08/2025 03:00 - United States - New York

Today, I told my younger sister that meat comes from cute animals like chickens and cows, hoping she'd want to be vegan like me. Instead, she laughed and made up a song about how chickens turn into tenders and cows turn into cheeseburgers. I ended up being the one who got upset. FML

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Wednesday 22 July 2009 12:07

ewwwwwwwwwwwwww ew ew ew ew ew do NOT trust your sister ever again!!! And LukeDog, STFU.

dogperiod 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 12:19

Just what were you eating that you never realized it wasn't ACTUAL cheese? Did you wolf the food down? And hahahaha, it's a bit funny.

Cookedgremlin 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 23:47

Dude, your sister must be an annoying little bitch..

Mirandals 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 23:48

I would of punched that bitch in the face

HotSauce_fml 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 23:56

Epic win on your sisters part, thats genious.

BikerMike 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 0:06

make her some brownies with ex lax baked in

pinkdude64 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 1:12

YESSS! I got 3 older brothers just waiting for 13 years of revenge!!!

maz2390 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 1:16

LMAOOOOOO! That is so funny.., gross, but very funny! Hope you get her back!

ananke2989 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 1:26

You should switch her shampoo with nair

Jamila_fml 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 1:46

Hehehe. FYL but props to your little sis. Creative little sucker XD

danettestrong 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 2:18

I was eating when I read this too.. I'm now breathing slowly so I don't gag. ugh how awful. put Nair in her shampoo + conditioner?

Pookie_D 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 2:59

Holy ******* shit, dude.

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Today, I went out to lunch with a girl I like and her best friend. We had a good time, even talked for a few hours at the restaurant, but after we left, she stopped talking to me. Her friend told her that I kept staring at her chest; I was trying to see what her pendant was. FML

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Today, I sent an email to my boss about a sensitive project. After hitting send and getting a response, I remembered I'd set my automatic reply to say, "I'm currently out of the office, enjoying a much-needed break from all the idiots I work with." My boss was not amused when he replied and got the automatic email in return. FML

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Today, I decided it would be pretty amusing to press the "Like" button on everyone's status on Facebook without reading them just to get on peoples' nerves. After re-reading them later, I found out one of them said "I MISS YOU SOO MUCH GRANDMOM. RIP". I liked that her grandmother died. FML

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Today, I’m a recovering alcoholic. With the upcoming holiday, I have two choices; I can go over my family’s house who are all heavy drinkers and hope I don’t relapse, or I can stay home by myself and hope the crushing loneliness doesn’t drive me back to the bottle. FML

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Today, in Nevada during Halloween night, I discovered my neighbors have something that sounds an awful lot like an explosive. I can't see anything on fire, but WHY do my neighbors have EXPLOSIVES? FML

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