By Miriden - 19/07/2011 14:41 - United States

Today, I got a call from a creditor asking for a Sarah. I told them that I'm not Sarah, nor do I know one. They then asked if she was my wife. Annoyed, I said, "Alright, when did I get a wife? I don't even remember having a girlfriend." They sniggered and hung up. FML
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I haven't had a girlfriend yet and people say it's oh so wonderful, but all I see are people cheating on one another. (in real life too) I'm just waiting for the right girl, thats all, and I'm obviously not going to find them at my school.

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When one of those annoying douches calls my house, I always say "hold on, let me get her for you" then I just never come back to the phone.

littlemissFYL 5

*10 lol actually when telemarketers call me, I keep them on the phone for as long as I can making up sob stories. the same way they annoy me is the same way I annoy them. :D

Were you lonely and needed to talk to someone about your personal life? I mean, there's people for that, OP.

biasedshooter 24

here's your sign!

1, aren't they all? Haha

I always say I'm busy then ask for their home number so I can call back later.

telemarketers are the bane of peaceful moments. they always call at the most annoying times to sell you random useless shit

I always get this one persons calls about some T.V. thing. I pretend that me and him are having sex while I talk to him. Very fun.

futtbuck101 1

Well it was sarah's birthday yesterday

They what and hung up? 0.0 it's snickered.

58- Sniggered is an english word. It's not incorrect.

I thought it was a lame prank call? Usually telemarketers don't call in groups.

I bet you got so much girls that you forgot you even had girlfriends such a natural :D

lol, OP just walked into that.

When a telemarketer calls trying to sell you something, just try to sell them something back and they will hang up in a hurry.

I always try to sell them stuff i have laying around, or speak to them in different languages.

ChelseaXD 0

58, that's what I thought..

When I was just learning how to speak, my father use to give the phone to me and I would ramble on about everything I did that day, what I wanted for Christmas and such.

64. fuck you I have a bacon craving now :(

qyka 5

sniggered? ydi

robnunzi12 2

exactly sounds racial ydi

omgcookeys 15

the way to be is single and proud. :)

hmmm.... thats normal :-/

Keep your private life to yourself! I've never had one either, it's not as bad as people think it is.

I haven't had a girlfriend yet and people say it's oh so wonderful, but all I see are people cheating on one another. (in real life too) I'm just waiting for the right girl, thats all, and I'm obviously not going to find them at my school.

^Agreed. Gotta wait for the right one.

and i'm not a virgin! funny, that.

I'm gonna be honest i only gave you a thumbs up because i think ur hot...

and what did you expect to happen when you told them that

they just know what loners to call don't they

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kinda sounds weird tho

shift_love 13

I lol'd at it thinking it was a misspelling as well.

Sounds weird? What the hell is wrong with it? It's a perfectly normal English word, just like niggardly, floccinaucinihilipilification, nudiustertian, pronk, and scopperloit. Yes, those are all actual English words.

Not to quick up there, eh?

niggardly can't be a non-racist word

I was wrong, but it sounds to have a racist base 1.Not generous; stingy serving out the rations with a niggardly hand 2.Meager; scanty their share is a niggardly 2.7 percent

DKjazz 20

Liverpudlian!

Well, if it sounds racist, that probably says more about the reader than it does the actual word.

prince122 0

snigger is a word me and my friends thought we made up. it means sand nigger in our awesome dictionary :D. (sninja is sand ninja but that's not important.

prince122 0

snigger is a word me and my friends thought we made up. it means sand nigger in our awesome dictionary :D. (sninja is sand ninja but that's not important.)

roguespartan113 15

actually its not really the n word its slang

KatrinaKitten 16

You shouln't have spoken from your annoyance; Instead, a simple "Fuck off", followed by a hanging up of the phone would be more efficient.

KatrinaKitten 16

shouldn't* It's typo day for me.

Didn't even notice it until you pointed it out lol

i agree. lol i always stop and smh at ppl who waste time jus to make other ppl miserablr.

Jakaroo 0

bet it was a prank call and you just told them u have no love life......

samijade 0

Exactly what I was thinking..