Today, I got very drunk after being fired from my job. In my depressed, intoxicated state, I posted my facebook status as 'Goodbye world'. The only response was from my dad saying 'cya'. His comment got 29 likes. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boss fired me for being on Facebook at work. He did it via a wall post on Facebook saying, "ur fired." Six of my friends liked this. FML
Today, my boss fired me. Then later on Facebook, his public status was, "Finally fired the sumo wrestler!" FML
Today, I got fired from the job I'd had for eleven years for going onto Facebook while on the clock. When I got home, I saw that my boss had updated his status, from work, to "Finally fired that bitch." FML
Today, my dad posted on Facebook, apologizing to anyone he'd texted the night before. He said he'd gotten wasted and didn't mean anything he said. So much for that first ever "I'm proud of you" then. FML
Today, I updated my Facebook status as, "Lost all my contacts, need numbers". My mom commented, "Her phone didn't get reset, she just doesn't have any friends." Her comment got 32 likes. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. My manager found Facebook pictures of me drinking underage at a party. He said he didn't want "that kind of image" associated with the business. It was his birthday party. He supplied the booze. FML
Today, I fell down some steps, and my dad laughed at me. He then changed his facebook status to "My kid's an idiot." FML
Today, I was confiding in my dad over the phone, after I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. After I hung up and went online, I noticed he'd been live-blogging the whole call on Facebook and commenting that he was considering suicide to escape the boredom. FML
Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML
Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
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Top comments
RedPillSucks 33
Because every one would expect you to post your suicide note on facebook?
mattman1994 0
he probably knew you were wasted. I wouldve done the same thing I hate when people bitch about how crappy their lives are on facebook
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Comments (187)
salaamdelroba 0
This thing with the Rutgers student is sad, yes, but the so-called laws that are coming down the pipe in response to it are BS. People need to take responsibility for their own actions. This includes gays who are so proud of their orientation that they cram it down everyone else's throat.
LemonStarship 5
Haha did you 'like' is comment?
Griggy 0
He and everyone who liked his post probably knew you wouldn't do it...
MRA89 0
u r dad is cool
kmichael97 0
i totally agree with MRA89's comment
Tummy_tumble 0
Are you an astronaut?
sparta98 4
#134 Says the fellow who can't properly spell 'drugs'... Barbie, you should probably just ignore people like that, they aren't really worth your time.
daminantion 14
******* emo tards, get a job and quit whining
archmonkey 0
it depends if you're one of those annoying people who have a wall covered in their own self wallowing post. If you are, please delete your Facebook and go to live journal where they like that thing. Also, that comment sounds like some cute in joke. Why the hell would anyone think you're serious. If you're sad, call a friend. Jeez, people.
brandonthomas13 0
U guys are all idiots
lucas755 1
YDI for attentionwhoring.