Today, I got very drunk after being fired from my job. In my depressed, intoxicated state, I posted my facebook status as 'Goodbye world'. The only response was from my dad saying 'cya'. His comment got 29 likes. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boss fired me for being on Facebook at work. He did it via a wall post on Facebook saying, "ur fired." Six of my friends liked this. FML
Today, my boss fired me. Then later on Facebook, his public status was, "Finally fired the sumo wrestler!" FML
Today, I got fired from the job I'd had for eleven years for going onto Facebook while on the clock. When I got home, I saw that my boss had updated his status, from work, to "Finally fired that bitch." FML
Today, my dad posted on Facebook, apologizing to anyone he'd texted the night before. He said he'd gotten wasted and didn't mean anything he said. So much for that first ever "I'm proud of you" then. FML
Today, I updated my Facebook status as, "Lost all my contacts, need numbers". My mom commented, "Her phone didn't get reset, she just doesn't have any friends." Her comment got 32 likes. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. My manager found Facebook pictures of me drinking underage at a party. He said he didn't want "that kind of image" associated with the business. It was his birthday party. He supplied the booze. FML
Today, I fell down some steps, and my dad laughed at me. He then changed his facebook status to "My kid's an idiot." FML
Today, I was confiding in my dad over the phone, after I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. After I hung up and went online, I noticed he'd been live-blogging the whole call on Facebook and commenting that he was considering suicide to escape the boredom. FML
Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML
Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
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RedPillSucks 33
Because every one would expect you to post your suicide note on facebook?
mattman1994 0
he probably knew you were wasted. I wouldve done the same thing I hate when people bitch about how crappy their lives are on facebook
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Comments (187)
Monsterballz 0
well you're just a miserable little **** aren't you
mcsquanch 0
Haha u have facebook!
hyper_bunny548 0
They probably knew that if you really wanted to kill yourself, you would actually do it rather than post about it on facebook,
CoachLlama 5
I once heard someone say that was a permanent solution to a temporary problem. Maybe just have a nice cup of coffee instead.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
That depends on what you view as the problem. Most people who commit suicide deal with issues like depressive or mental disorders, addictions, a history of family violence, etc. Those things aren't often temporary; they'll affect you throughput your entire life. The "straw that broke the camel's back", like this OP's loss of a job, may be temporary, but IMO those don't really qualify as suicide causes. Regardless of all that, though, suicide is never the answer.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
throughout*
starberries 0
75, it's not up to you to decide what qualifies as a suicide cause. STFU.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Where exactly did I say I consider myself the supreme judge? I clearly stated that was my opinion. I'm certainly not lacking in empathy for people who are suicidal, and my comment didn't imply that I am. I based that opinion on the fact that many, many people lose their jobs without even contemplating suicide. Therefore, something else must be in play as well if the OP is indeed suicidal-- a big if, considering that she posted this anecdote on an Internet lulz site AND announced her feelings in a public forum like fb. Those who actually follow through don't often make serious threats in that manner.
Starfire22 5
Oh Janey, why do you even bother? It's too complex for someone to actually READ your post before criticizing it's just easier to go "Durrr...STFU who said you were the expert" or words to that effect...
coraalinee 0
well you were depressed anyway..
DVARD 0
you got fired, hardly the worst thing to happen ever, grow up!
friker 0
lol
aggressiveskater 0
lol u have the best dad
aggressiveskater 0
#22 has nice boobs
salaamdelroba 0
Dad was giving you advice; cover your ass. You can always fake your own death and start a new life elsewhere.