Today, I got very drunk after being fired from my job. In my depressed, intoxicated state, I posted my facebook status as 'Goodbye world'. The only response was from my dad saying 'cya'. His comment got 29 likes. FML
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Today, my boss fired me for being on Facebook at work. He did it via a wall post on Facebook saying, "ur fired." Six of my friends liked this. FML
Today, my boss fired me. Then later on Facebook, his public status was, "Finally fired the sumo wrestler!" FML
Today, I got fired from the job I'd had for eleven years for going onto Facebook while on the clock. When I got home, I saw that my boss had updated his status, from work, to "Finally fired that bitch." FML
Today, my dad posted on Facebook, apologizing to anyone he'd texted the night before. He said he'd gotten wasted and didn't mean anything he said. So much for that first ever "I'm proud of you" then. FML
Today, I updated my Facebook status as, "Lost all my contacts, need numbers". My mom commented, "Her phone didn't get reset, she just doesn't have any friends." Her comment got 32 likes. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. My manager found Facebook pictures of me drinking underage at a party. He said he didn't want "that kind of image" associated with the business. It was his birthday party. He supplied the booze. FML
Today, I fell down some steps, and my dad laughed at me. He then changed his facebook status to "My kid's an idiot." FML
Today, I was confiding in my dad over the phone, after I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. After I hung up and went online, I noticed he'd been live-blogging the whole call on Facebook and commenting that he was considering suicide to escape the boredom. FML
Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML
Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
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Top comments
RedPillSucks 33
Because every one would expect you to post your suicide note on facebook?
mattman1994 0
he probably knew you were wasted. I wouldve done the same thing I hate when people bitch about how crappy their lives are on facebook
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Comments (187)
whygivein 0
he was probably drunk too
hcovballer247 0
Cause no one puts their suicide not on their facebook unless you really want the whole world to know... And you probably deserved it if your dad said cya and it got 29 likes
you_freak 7
*note
furtherwise 0
He thought ur goin on Vacation,he w'd c u back.
wriptidez 0
hugs
bibobobonnor 8
what kind of dad does something so unspeakably horrible and as well shame on the 29 people that liked it
mrfruits 0
late post but no one cares about fat girls. sad but true.
sweet_candy_ 17
Sad that you think that :(
angel55033 12
you're begging for attention, didn't get it on facebook so you post it here complaining about not enough remarks on your suicidal comment. you are pathetic
SarevokRob 1
everyone knows your an attention grabber and therefore don't feed into it like you want them to. grow up
pman590 8
Lololololol your dad is epic!!
iltby 3
Wtf.