Today, I got very drunk after being fired from my job. In my depressed, intoxicated state, I posted my facebook status as 'Goodbye world'. The only response was from my dad saying 'cya'. His comment got 29 likes. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boss fired me for being on Facebook at work. He did it via a wall post on Facebook saying, "ur fired." Six of my friends liked this. FML
Today, my boss fired me. Then later on Facebook, his public status was, "Finally fired the sumo wrestler!" FML
Today, I got fired from the job I'd had for eleven years for going onto Facebook while on the clock. When I got home, I saw that my boss had updated his status, from work, to "Finally fired that bitch." FML
Today, my dad posted on Facebook, apologizing to anyone he'd texted the night before. He said he'd gotten wasted and didn't mean anything he said. So much for that first ever "I'm proud of you" then. FML
Today, I updated my Facebook status as, "Lost all my contacts, need numbers". My mom commented, "Her phone didn't get reset, she just doesn't have any friends." Her comment got 32 likes. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. My manager found Facebook pictures of me drinking underage at a party. He said he didn't want "that kind of image" associated with the business. It was his birthday party. He supplied the booze. FML
Today, I fell down some steps, and my dad laughed at me. He then changed his facebook status to "My kid's an idiot." FML
Today, I was confiding in my dad over the phone, after I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. After I hung up and went online, I noticed he'd been live-blogging the whole call on Facebook and commenting that he was considering suicide to escape the boredom. FML
Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML
Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
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RedPillSucks 33
Because every one would expect you to post your suicide note on facebook?
mattman1994 0
he probably knew you were wasted. I wouldve done the same thing I hate when people bitch about how crappy their lives are on facebook
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Comments (187)
Samyy27 0
take it as a hint?
ALERI0N 0
I don't have a Facebook nor do I want one.. it's way to dramatic.
starberries 0
Who the living **** asked you?
IkeMal 0
What did we learn about being a drama queen?
Kotomi35 0
sorry but ydi.
Snookums 0
attention peeking statements always get owned. deal with it
aknnja 0
Cold pizza, coffee, and Call of Duty will make it all better.
Allymeme 3
maybe you need to stop trying to get attention... they obviously thought you weren't serious... so they liked your dads comment
bilibob323523 0
no it didn't that's bull shit people don't like things 29 times
TyIsGeek 0
lmao
toohottiedottie 2
maybe your a whiney little bitch?