Today, I got to drive my mom's car. I'd recently watched the new Fast and Furious movie, I thought it'd be fun to drift around a few corners. I ended up smashing straight into someone's front yard. FML
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Today, I was trying to do a nice thing and let my friend's mom borrow my car. I went to move my mom's car that was parked behind me so that I could get my car out, and then proceeded to back into my dad's new company car. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, after failing my learner's licence twice in the previous weeks, I finally passed. As I got home, I went for a drive with my dad. I smashed my mum's car into an old lady's fence and ended up in her backyard. FML
Today, my mom drove my car and had to make a U-turn on a narrow street. Instead of slowing down, she sped up to turn, running off the road and denting my car. To make things worse, she blamed me for not giving her good directions, then followed that up with, "It's not that bad." FML
Today, I let my son take my car out for a spin, since he just got his licence. He didn't make it out of our street before totaling it. FML
Today, I was in a parking lot, doing donuts in my dad's car to rizz some baddies. It was going great until some dumbass got in the way and got launched twenty feet. I panicked, lost control of the car, and smashed into a decorative tree. FML
Today, my son thought he'd take my new car for a drive without permission. He accelerated straight into a tree, reversed into a lamppost and then accelerated again into the neighbours car. FML
Today, I decided to drive my mothers Bentley. She is out of town and told me not to go near the car. Being 17, I didn't listen. As I was backing out the driveway, I was hit by an SUV, seriously damaging my moms car. Who was driving the SUV? My mom, coming home early. FML
Today, I borrowed my dad's car to run a quick errand, which he never lets me do. I thought I’d got away with it until he got home and started yelling. I forgot, dad always reverses into driveways, while I prefer to drive straight in, and I'd parked his car facing the wrong way. FML
Today, as I was driving in reverse, I hit my boyfriend's mom's car. I met her for the first time while giving her my information. FML
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Welshite 39
Yeah...you're an idiot.
SAspring 17
There is no possible scenario in which you don't deserve this.
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Comments (204)
Myo_fml 20
Seriously, who does this? Are you five? You're lucky you didn't kill anyone! It's people like you that don't deserve the privilidge to drive.
BRLHP 24
privilege*
MrSarcasmic 10
who cares*
Myo_fml 20
No, i'm actually happy for the correction because I wasn't sure and auto correct wasn't helping me out.
golden_warrior 23
there is a disclaimer in the move for idiots like you, which clearly stated that the stunts were performed by professionals and don't try it.
rg350dx 29
OP was interested to see if he could make his own version. The Daft and the Curious.
doodlecloud 26
Even then, you should've learnt back when you were a toddler not to blindly copy stuff you see on tv! This is why people get upset about violence in videogames, because there's always some moron who can't grasp the difference between reality and fantasy. Heck, it's why some kids can't have superhero costumes with capes in case they jump off a balcony or something.
BimmerDriver 23
I love that movie and own a few bimmers, but even i'm not that stupid. -_-
wardo 4
No you didn't.
KBurns207 17
I didn't realize Vin Diesel had an FML account
TheRandomIndian 17
Neither does Vin Diesel
Jelbeztok 17
Vin Diesel actually could have pulled off that drift.
BlackPhenom 9
Do not watch a Fast and Furious movie and then drive a new car! That's the number #3401 rule of life! YDI
BlackPhenom 9
Sorry I thought it said new car. or new mom's car.
rg350dx 29
Also, number #3401 is a bit redundant. It's like saying ATM machine.
BlackPhenom 9
it's purely for satire's sake.
kazmie 8
you are most certainly lacking in the common sense and intelligence department. ydi. and I pray we never encounter you on the road unless of course you are on a bicycle, the ten speed variety.
n4ture 20
idiot.
last_kings84 19
What a retard!!
The_Piquerist 7
Yea so you're an asshole and an idiot. After watching twilight did u think you would glitter in the sun like you were at a gay dance rave as well? It's **** suckers like you that make normal people have to pay higher insurance rates.
The_Piquerist 7
I apologize after saying that if I offended any gay people that was not my intention OP is just an asshole that is all.
Pordexel 5
You did the right thing.
iammeorami 25
Why would you do that? Especially in someone else's car