Today, I got to drive my mom's car. I'd recently watched the new Fast and Furious movie, I thought it'd be fun to drift around a few corners. I ended up smashing straight into someone's front yard. FML
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Today, I was trying to do a nice thing and let my friend's mom borrow my car. I went to move my mom's car that was parked behind me so that I could get my car out, and then proceeded to back into my dad's new company car. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, after failing my learner's licence twice in the previous weeks, I finally passed. As I got home, I went for a drive with my dad. I smashed my mum's car into an old lady's fence and ended up in her backyard. FML
Today, my mom drove my car and had to make a U-turn on a narrow street. Instead of slowing down, she sped up to turn, running off the road and denting my car. To make things worse, she blamed me for not giving her good directions, then followed that up with, "It's not that bad." FML
Today, I let my son take my car out for a spin, since he just got his licence. He didn't make it out of our street before totaling it. FML
Today, I was in a parking lot, doing donuts in my dad's car to rizz some baddies. It was going great until some dumbass got in the way and got launched twenty feet. I panicked, lost control of the car, and smashed into a decorative tree. FML
Today, my son thought he'd take my new car for a drive without permission. He accelerated straight into a tree, reversed into a lamppost and then accelerated again into the neighbours car. FML
Today, I decided to drive my mothers Bentley. She is out of town and told me not to go near the car. Being 17, I didn't listen. As I was backing out the driveway, I was hit by an SUV, seriously damaging my moms car. Who was driving the SUV? My mom, coming home early. FML
Today, I borrowed my dad's car to run a quick errand, which he never lets me do. I thought I’d got away with it until he got home and started yelling. I forgot, dad always reverses into driveways, while I prefer to drive straight in, and I'd parked his car facing the wrong way. FML
Today, as I was driving in reverse, I hit my boyfriend's mom's car. I met her for the first time while giving her my information. FML
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Welshite 39
Yeah...you're an idiot.
SAspring 17
There is no possible scenario in which you don't deserve this.
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Comments (204)
stanjohnson 11
How do you "smash" into a yard?
lonelyharts86 8
Yeah you are a complete idiot. Did you not realize how dangerous racing and drifting are? You're lucky something worse didn't happen. YDI 100%
notimaginary 7
You are so lucky you didn't kill someone. Think before you act.
stormstarcj 12
That wasn't in Missouri was it?! Someone smashed into my yard AND my damn mailbox!
badams92 5
You're an idiot and I bet you never drive her car again.
FrankHotpants 31
Well OP, with that mentality I have a perfect show for you, it's called Jackass. You should watch it and get back to us here on FML
katt_is_here 24
They have a disclaimer on Jackass, too. Not that this jerkoff would pay attention.
InfamousRaider 15
You have to have a certain part on your car to even make it possible to drift so yes you are an idiot.
noodleboix 10
You dun goofed OP
unhappyhug 11
Kittys
vehementbitch 4
YDI your an idiot.