Miscellaneous: Today, I got stuck behind a guy riding his bike 20 mph below...

By kodijack - 25/01/2010 18:13 - United States

Today, I got stuck behind a guy riding his bike 20 mph below the speed limit. I honked, cursed, screamed, and yelled, before finally managing to overtake him. Once I got home, I went outside to get the paper, and discovered that the biker lives just two doors down from me. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 11:42 - Canada

Today, I was stuck behind an elderly man on a one-way street into my university campus. There was no traffic in front of him and we were both going under the speed limit, so I honked my horn at him to speed up. He ended up double-parking in the last two spots. FML

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By AmberKCole - 08/07/2009 18:45 - United States

Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML

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Road rage

By Anonymous - 07/04/2024 00:00 - United States - Fredericksburg

Today, I had a “Fuck you” shouting match with a guy who'd tailgated me in the slow lane through an active school zone. I flipped him off when he finally passed, which admittedly wasn’t my best move. He ended up beside me, windows down, where we verbally sparred like teenagers in a dick swinging contest. Regrettably. FML

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By stupidcunt - 14/04/2014 23:43 - United Kingdom - Colchester

Today, I was looking at the map on my phone whilst walking down a street. I heard the sound of a bike behind me so I moved to let the cyclist past. He snatched the phone out of my hand and sped off. FML

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By no, don't save me or nothing - 04/08/2013 16:53 - Canada - Woodstock

Today, some aggressive asshole was tailgating me on my way home, bumping into me twice. I got scared and kicked my car into high gear and got out of there. Seconds later, a traffic cop came out of nowhere and pulled me over for speeding. FML

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By ggbhghggg - 18/11/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I missed my bus. I had to ride my bike 2 miles. Once I left, some jerk nearly hit me. I flipped him off and shouted obsceneties. It was my dad, offering me a ride. He left. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2016 17:59 - United States

Today, some guy on a bike kept taunting me about my weight while I was out jogging. He ended up hitting a street lamp and fell off his bike. I had a real good laugh at him for all of 5 seconds before he got mad and really made me run. FML

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By lrn2road - 24/06/2014 15:04 - United States - Sacramento

Today, I was screamed at by a lady for riding my bike too slowly in front of her car. I was in the bike lane, and so was she. FML

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By Banana_Lord - 11/09/2015 23:50 - United Kingdom - Arbroath

Today, I rode my new bike for the first time. I made it less than 100 feet from my driveway before I was almost flattened by someone driving on the wrong side of the road. Upside: I managed to get out of the way. Downside: I did it by slamming my brand new, expensive bike into a wall. FML

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Tailgate party

By Anonymous - 23/05/2014 22:06 - Canada - Oakville

Today, while driving home, some idiot kept tailgating me, so I slowed down, hoping he'd overtake me. He didn't, so I pulled to the side of the road. He did the same, in front of me. He kept toying with me until I crashed into another car trying to speed away from him. FML

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plutosaplanet 0

Monday 25 January 2010 23:49

i beeped at people as they pulled out of my condo complex almost hitting me. i dont care where you live, if you drive like an idiot im going to let you know.

music_girl23 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 0:16

"i honked, cursed, screamed, and yelled"... holy crap. calm down. maybe you should look into anger management programs... he's on a bike what do you expect.

Comments

CynicalDepressio 6

Saturday 24 September 2011 10:06

Its assholes like you that make roads dangerous. Have you considered maybe he was just trying to be a safe driver? Maybe he has a phobia. Deal with it.

JBsGirlee 7

Sunday 11 March 2012 17:14

In case you didn't know, bikes only go as fast sad we do so you are just an idiot

JBsGirlee 7

Sunday 11 March 2012 17:14

In case you didn't know, bikes only go as fast sad we do so you are just an idiot

bpayne1983 0

Thursday 5 July 2012 21:25

Yea your biker neighbor has no balls. Cause a honking screaming little bitch ass fag like you. I would have stopped and thrown my damn bike at your car window. Serves you right assclown!!!!

bobbinz 2

Monday 12 November 2012 23:47

OP - you're the driving equivalent of a keyboard warrior. I hope you're honking and cursing can stop a right hook

hulopro 16

Monday 30 December 2013 8:13

I guess you gotta kill him now

dagazar 12

Sunday 8 February 2015 5:23

I think our man means motorcycle

becca9985 34

Wednesday 8 June 2016 19:52

I was going to put "YDI" like 33K others on here, but then I noticed where you wrote this FML from. Being a resident of the "Overkill in Biker Friendly" state of Colorado as well, I totally empathize with you regarding the careless and downright rude behavior of bicyclists in this state. I only live three miles from where I work, so my average daily commute is fairly small, but it's unbelievable how many illegal things I've seen bicyclists do. I've seen them run lights/stop signs, ride in the middle of the street instead of in the designated bike lane, cut across lanes of traffic without signaling or even looking to see where cars are, etc. So, yeah, I totally understand where you're coming from.