Intimacy: Today, I got so desperate for cash that I decided to start selling...

By Natasha - 29/10/2015 08:58 - United States - Seattle

Today, I got so desperate for cash that I decided to start selling my used panties online. FML

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By konacoffee17 - 14/12/2014 05:15 - United States - Portland

Today, I was having a nice conversation with my fiancé when he said out of nowhere, "I sold some of your panties". I thought he was joking so I said I hoped they weren't any of my favorites. He wasn't joking, though, and now some stranger from Craigslist owns my panties. FML

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By Hopeful - 27/02/2021 11:01

Today, barely able to pay rent while working 3 jobs, I decided to give in to the idea of making online sex work photos and videos. Everyone else seems to be making thousands doing it, so why not? Turns out that the only people interested in my body are scammers. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2019 20:00 - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, my son took some of my underwear to school. What's worse is he sold it to his classmate for $10. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2012 22:09 - Egypt - Cairo

Today, I found out where all my missing panties have gone, when my 12-year-old daughter was caught selling them to the boys at school. FML

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By sickened - 21/09/2014 18:23 - United Kingdom - Gateshead

Today, I had a garage sale, and had amongst my clothing a few sets of underwear. A old man came up and asked to buy all of them. I'm so poor, I couldn't say no to the pervert. FML

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By too tight - 15/02/2012 11:26 - United States

Today, in a rush to get ready, I put on some "sexy" panties that I bought years ago. By the second hour of work, they were so tight and uncomfortable, I had to cut slits up the sides to avoid cutting off the circulation to my legs. FML

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By baconistasty27 - 01/08/2014 05:33 - United States - San Diego

Today, I spent my afternoon rummaging through old jeans and other pants, due to being broke and needing cash for ramen. FML

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By notthenaughtymaid - 04/08/2014 21:54 - United States - Cedar Bluff

Today, I posted an ad online for house cleaning services. So far, all fifteen responses have been solicitations for sex. FML

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By HughGorgy - 20/03/2009 05:37 - Canada

Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML

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By itscalledaphonecontractretards - 09/08/2016 17:54 - United States

Today, I'm so broke, I resorted to breaking into my old apartment complex to do my laundry in the basement for free. FML

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Thursday 29 October 2015 18:23

There is a market for this?

dudeguybruh 6

Thursday 29 October 2015 18:24

The real question is where can I buy them? Heh jk...

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jkp1291 25

Saturday 31 October 2015 7:17

God dammit Piper.

justanotherday7 7

Saturday 31 October 2015 22:56

Orange Is The New Black Did it work? Try selling clothes or stuff you own like on eBay just a suggestion

UPKaBhaiya 11

Sunday 1 November 2015 5:31

Do you ship to India?

subscript 15

Sunday 1 November 2015 18:14

Are you selling under the name Piper Chapman?

brew44 15

Tuesday 3 November 2015 19:12

Seriously, how do you do this? My ex husband stopped paying child support, I need to make ends meet.

mullet3388 16

Wednesday 4 November 2015 3:53

how much

The_Loud_Gamer2 10

Tuesday 17 November 2015 7:24

The real question is.... Were they bought?

mightymorbid 6

Sunday 22 November 2015 6:52

Host2phats 21

Wednesday 9 December 2015 20:46

is it still for sale?

_HelloSweetie_ 1

Monday 28 December 2015 9:21

this works? how much did you end up getting for them? i could use some cash.

bhav2112 1

Monday 28 December 2015 22:30

yes it does, i buy them from a few different girls

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