Today, I got served paperwork stating that my ex-fiancée is suing me again for child support. About 7 years ago, I proved via DNA testing within the court system that I was not the father the first time. I see a talk show in my future. FML
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Today, I got served with a child support hearing. I've never met the woman suing and the person she’s going after has the same name as me. The court people told me not to worry, but those are famous last words and I know it. FML
Today, my ex-wife announced that she's taking me to court for child support. Her kids were just my stepkids and we weren't even married a year, but she apparently has a pretty good lawyer on her side. FML
Today, my ex started to talk to me again after 3 years. I've been in an amazing relationship for the last 2 years. She let me know she is taking me to court for child support. I didn't even know I had a kid. FML
Today, my psychotic ex-boyfriend hit a brand new low. I was served court papers, saying that he’s suing me by demanding I give him a paternity test for my daughter. He’s also telling everyone he’s her real father. He and I were broken up for more than a year before I even got pregnant. FML
Today, the cops showed up to my house and served me a child support order from the girl I had a one-night stand with, and who'd promised me she would abort the baby. All this was two years ago. My wife of three years was in the house and heard everything. She packed up her things and told me she’ll be calling her attorney. FML
Today, a child that was born due to my donation to a sperm bank in 1995 contacted me. My current wife, who I met in 2003, is convinced I cheated on her and is filing for a divorce. FML
Today, my ex mother-in-law stupidly made an offhand comment, so I got my kids DNA tested. NONE, I repeat NONE of them is mine. When I think of the thousands I’ve paid in child support I’ll never get back, and now my own mother thinks I’m an asshole for refusing to pay any further. FML
Today, I found out that my father, who is divorced from my mother, has set up a lawsuit against her and that I am required to go to court and testify against her as a witness. I've tried to keep neutral for six years, and I'll go to jail if I don't show up. FML
Today, I received a packet of papers in the mail by the state suing me for child support. I am 22 and still a virgin. FML
Today, I got a call from the county’s courthouse where I used to live saying I was being sued for fraud and expected in court to defend myself. Apparently, my ex took a loan out in my name and now I get to pay $2300 worth of legal fees and restitution to this loan company. FML
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yoursucklives 36
she doesn't seem too bright, or she's just a bitch. probably the latter.
perdix 29
Maybe the kid matured and its DNA finally matches yours. That could happen.
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Comments (71)
Harpy20 24
54: it may make sense, but there are so many women who lie about paternity and some guys don't even think to question it because they trust her and/or accusing her of cheating could ruin things if he actually is the father. Chicks run with that shit and the guy ends up sticking around for a kid that isn't his until the truth comes out later. Of course she has no issue with it because the guy that actually got her pregnant is probably a deadbeat, so let's stick it to the good guy right? By then he's technically liable and usually the state doesn't care why despite the blame lying solely on the dishonest mother.
anders09ma 7
Go on Jerry Springer and woop her a$$!
DirkTheDiggler 13
So long as its not Judge Judy because you'll be wrong if you end up on her show.
Inkedldd 8
She obveously doesn't know who the baby daddy is so even though you proved not to be she's still going to try and pin you for support. Best if luck OP.
roafteth 4
You're safe, due to the law of double jeopardy, no, not the show, you can't be taken to court more than once for any single thing. If they had a case against you in the past and lost, you don't need to go back.
CanadianCutie22 16
yup poor you
Bebbo_fml 21
Maury welcomes all dysfunctional families, and provides free dna tests :)
brat0064 17
sucks for you OP and even more so for a child that doesn't know who their father is and has a mother that can't answer what should be a simple question
csmith1539 11
Poor kid. Either his/her mom brainwashed him/her into thinking that OP is his/her father who doesn't want him/her, or the kid knows that his/her mom is a psychopathic ***** and that she has no idea who the father is. Either way, that would suck.
MidnightOne 3
Counter-sue for harassment and lying to the court.