Today, I got paper thrown at me because I didn't agree with my classmate's conspiracy theory that Brian Griffin's death was planned by the illuminati. FML
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Today, I was sitting in social studies and someone threw a note at me. It said "Go fuck yourself, everyone hates you, just die." FML
Today, one of my classmates got bullied and the whole class got to wrote 2000 words about that. FML
Today, I got kicked out of English class shortly after our teacher told us we have to write an essay on how the storyline of Harry Potter is one big allegory for "the futility of socialism." Apparently, reacting with disbelief makes me a "disruptive influence." FML
Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML
Today, my so-called friend snitched to the teachers that I was the admin of the school confessions page and I got scolded after school. FML
Today, at school, I got in trouble for plagiarizing on a paper. The subject of said paper was where I see myself in ten years. FML
Today, I was called everything from a communist to a nazi to a national traitor for suggesting that kids shouldn’t be forced to recite the pledge of allegiance at school until they’re old enough to truly understand what it means. Someone even threatened to kick my ass for speaking up. FML
Today, a student set me on fire while I was lecturing my class about proper lab safety. FML
Today, my teacher assigned us teams in a class debate. I landed on the team that had to argue the obviously wrong point of view. When I finished, my teacher told me and the entire class how much I disturbed her, and how I reminded her of Hitler and Napoleon. FML
Today, I was in class when all of a sudden I was hit in the head by a metal pencil case. My teacher threw it at me to get my attention. FML
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DocBastard 40
You had paper thrown at you? PAPER?? NO!!! The horror! Anything but the paper! What will the bullies do next? Whisper vaguely inappropriate obscenities in your direction?
WompWompWomp123 7
Surely, you cannot believe that he was hit by a car on accident?
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Comments (74)
karlcolt45 19
YOU SHEEP! always believe what they tell you? I bet you think Lee Harvey Oswald was just a nut job and not AN ALIEN COW IN A MAN SUIT
karlcolt45 19
I think this thread has the highest occurrence of the word ‘they' in the history of the written word. GREAT now they win
sanecatlady 13
So... it's only when people (or cartoon characters) who are famous are killed that it's because of this Illuminati crap, but never when it's regular people, who get killed all the time and never get any news coverage, because the stupid US only cares when it's Micheal Jackson or whatever garbage because Americans are idiots? Go ahead, thumb me down. I'll just tell you where you can stick that thumb.
toomanyidiots 14
Ha, from you I can see that it apparently isn't just Americans who are idiots...
karlcolt45 19
cuz OP is an Aussie. and I'd bet his classmate was too. put that thumb right back in your mouth kiddo
laden_swallow09 35
*Peter Griffin meme* OH MY GOD. WHO THE HELL CARES?
Aew 17
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tyler_mcdolan 10
I had a conspiracy that he was hit by his own car, which led me I believe that it was him from the future somehow. But sadly, the cars are slightly different
SThompson90 7
People in your class are stupid. All the facts point to the Free Masons!
dreadbeat69 12
You got paper thrown at you? Oh wow. This is the most underwhelming FML ever posted.
cb4me 2
U were right to disagree! The Illuminati would not be pleased with ppl discussing their diabolical plans! Same goes for the Free Masons! They see EVERYTHING! ☜☝☞☟
ksks1234 33
How do we not know it isn't the stonecutters?