Today, I got paired up with a coworker for a three-month project. All he talks about is how attractive my girlfriend is and what he would do with her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I overheard my husband of 3 years talking to our boss, an attractive blonde. She was telling him that she couldn't believe he was with me. She thinks I'm fat and ugly and that he's hot. He said, "She's not that bad…" We work in the same store and she follows him around like a puppy. FML
Today, a coworker told me she may be in love with me. I admitted similar feelings and we agreed, since we're both happily married, not to spend time together anymore. Two hours later we were both promoted to run the same project, where we'll be "working hand in glove for the next couple of years." FML
Today, the guy I've been crushing on at work finally asked me out to lunch. I was nervous we wouldn't have anything to talk about. He spent the entire hour talking about how amazing his new girlfriend is. FML
Today, my coworker was talking about how he's met the man of his dreams and they've been dating for 3 months. He showed me a picture of them at Niagara Falls last weekend. His new boyfriend is my husband, who was supposedly on a business trip in Boston. FML
Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML
Today, I was paired up with my long-term crush for a project. She introduced herself to me and asked if I was new this year. We've gone to the same school since kindergarten. FML
Today, I got friendzoned by my coworker. He'll constantly remind me that he's there for me if I ever need anything or someone to talk to, he's sexy as hell, and he pulls me in for close hugs. This is gonna be a long-ass summer. Oh, did I mention it's a communal living situation in the middle of the mountains? FML
Today, the girl who tormented my life for nine years was hired at my part-time job. We're assigned to work together on a three-month-long project which will involve tons of communication. FML
Today, I asked my boss a simple question about a problem I was having with a project I am currently doing. He replied: ''You don't worry your sweet little ass about it babe". My boss is my girlfriend's father. Nice. FML
Today, I had a long talk with my now ex-boyfriend. I explained why I'm not comfortable with him bringing up his new female coworker multiple times a day, talking with her about their kinks and fetishes, or possibly being around her outside of work. We've been together for nine years. He's only known her for a week. FML
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Top comments
Lukcia 5
Complain. That's some form of harassment, you don't need to take it.
jerryj 27
Tell him what you'll do to him if he doesn't stop.
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Comments (120)
The_9th_Doctor 18
well, someone needs a punch to the face
perdix 31
The Classic Misdirection strategy. He's just trying to get you into a three-way and give you surprise buttsecks! The oldest trick in the book.
giorgi0202 9
or you could just grow a pair and tell him to stop talking about her or you gonna knock him the **** out...jeez why cant you people ever stand up for yourselfs
Dynosaur_dollie 38
possibly because threatening to physically assault your coworker can result in termination, suspension or other disciplinary action. I can also bet the police officer, if it escalated to fighting and coworker (or bystander) calls police, will not accept the excuse 'he was talking inappropriately amit my girl'.
strike2867 13
Keep interrupting him with stories about your gun collection.
CassieMT 5
why would you let him talk to you like that, have some respect
ecascio2010 9
What a douchebag, and how rude.
jrock9093 18
Sexual harassment
meintx 9
Tell him, "Yeah, but she wouldn't do any of those things with you". Lol
timakinz 21
And you let him? What a man.
bondjames5698 7
Just use his ideas on your girlfriend and say thanks for the tips and put it right back at him