Today, I got paired up with a coworker for a three-month project. All he talks about is how attractive my girlfriend is and what he would do with her. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I overheard my husband of 3 years talking to our boss, an attractive blonde. She was telling him that she couldn't believe he was with me. She thinks I'm fat and ugly and that he's hot. He said, "She's not that bad…" We work in the same store and she follows him around like a puppy. FML
Today, a coworker told me she may be in love with me. I admitted similar feelings and we agreed, since we're both happily married, not to spend time together anymore. Two hours later we were both promoted to run the same project, where we'll be "working hand in glove for the next couple of years." FML
Today, the guy I've been crushing on at work finally asked me out to lunch. I was nervous we wouldn't have anything to talk about. He spent the entire hour talking about how amazing his new girlfriend is. FML
Today, my coworker was talking about how he's met the man of his dreams and they've been dating for 3 months. He showed me a picture of them at Niagara Falls last weekend. His new boyfriend is my husband, who was supposedly on a business trip in Boston. FML
Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML
Today, I was paired up with my long-term crush for a project. She introduced herself to me and asked if I was new this year. We've gone to the same school since kindergarten. FML
Today, I got friendzoned by my coworker. He'll constantly remind me that he's there for me if I ever need anything or someone to talk to, he's sexy as hell, and he pulls me in for close hugs. This is gonna be a long-ass summer. Oh, did I mention it's a communal living situation in the middle of the mountains? FML
Today, the girl who tormented my life for nine years was hired at my part-time job. We're assigned to work together on a three-month-long project which will involve tons of communication. FML
Today, I asked my boss a simple question about a problem I was having with a project I am currently doing. He replied: ''You don't worry your sweet little ass about it babe". My boss is my girlfriend's father. Nice. FML
Today, I had a long talk with my now ex-boyfriend. I explained why I'm not comfortable with him bringing up his new female coworker multiple times a day, talking with her about their kinks and fetishes, or possibly being around her outside of work. We've been together for nine years. He's only known her for a week. FML
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Top comments
Lukcia 5
Complain. That's some form of harassment, you don't need to take it.
jerryj 27
Tell him what you'll do to him if he doesn't stop.
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Comments (120)
natywantspeace 7
Time to descend your testicles and stop that!
nessdawwg 4
Why not just take it as a compliment and return the favour by pointing out the fact that you get to do those things every night, and he never will.
tehdarkness 21
Grow a pair and stick up for yourself... This world will eat you alive!
dtownwestside123 3
come on grow a paur and stand up to him
Hypnotic5206 10
id kick him the throat... just sayin
bigbob92 6
Next time he does it, punch him in the throat.
XxxT3rr4xxX 25
Beat his ass outside of work either that or file a retraining order and report his ass to the police but make your girlfriend do it.
msmedieval 11
I'm sorry but you just sat there & listened??! I would've beat his ass the moment the first word came out of his mouth.
JohnTheLad 13
I hope you struck that being across the face. I would make it clear to keep his everything away from my girl.
davincidasecond 24
If I were you I'd probably knock his teeth out. But, I can't exactly give you that advice seeing how you could be terminated, arrested and/or sued ... If you haven't at least told him to stop talking like that about your girlfriend though, then that's on you.