Today, I got paired up with a coworker for a three-month project. All he talks about is how attractive my girlfriend is and what he would do with her. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I overheard my husband of 3 years talking to our boss, an attractive blonde. She was telling him that she couldn't believe he was with me. She thinks I'm fat and ugly and that he's hot. He said, "She's not that bad…" We work in the same store and she follows him around like a puppy. FML
Today, a coworker told me she may be in love with me. I admitted similar feelings and we agreed, since we're both happily married, not to spend time together anymore. Two hours later we were both promoted to run the same project, where we'll be "working hand in glove for the next couple of years." FML
Today, the guy I've been crushing on at work finally asked me out to lunch. I was nervous we wouldn't have anything to talk about. He spent the entire hour talking about how amazing his new girlfriend is. FML
Today, my coworker was talking about how he's met the man of his dreams and they've been dating for 3 months. He showed me a picture of them at Niagara Falls last weekend. His new boyfriend is my husband, who was supposedly on a business trip in Boston. FML
Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML
Today, I was paired up with my long-term crush for a project. She introduced herself to me and asked if I was new this year. We've gone to the same school since kindergarten. FML
Today, I got friendzoned by my coworker. He'll constantly remind me that he's there for me if I ever need anything or someone to talk to, he's sexy as hell, and he pulls me in for close hugs. This is gonna be a long-ass summer. Oh, did I mention it's a communal living situation in the middle of the mountains? FML
Today, the girl who tormented my life for nine years was hired at my part-time job. We're assigned to work together on a three-month-long project which will involve tons of communication. FML
Today, I asked my boss a simple question about a problem I was having with a project I am currently doing. He replied: ''You don't worry your sweet little ass about it babe". My boss is my girlfriend's father. Nice. FML
Today, I had a long talk with my now ex-boyfriend. I explained why I'm not comfortable with him bringing up his new female coworker multiple times a day, talking with her about their kinks and fetishes, or possibly being around her outside of work. We've been together for nine years. He's only known her for a week. FML
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Top comments
Lukcia 5
Complain. That's some form of harassment, you don't need to take it.
jerryj 27
Tell him what you'll do to him if he doesn't stop.
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Comments (120)
thedeadmen 14
Kick his ass
Pat77235 8
That makes me a sad panda...
liketenpandas 6
And how do you think I feel?? :(
CMC_LOVES_MGM 19
I wonder if your girlfriend works within the company, and your coworker doesn't know that you are dating her because there might be a rule the company has about dating other employees. Even so just ask him to stop and if he doesn't, complain to some higher ups or HR
limitedition 25
OPs partner is the type of guy I would love to see on a rocket ship bound for the sun.
worldclassrager 41
Can you swap out? If not just shift the subject or better yet keep a very close eye on your girl...
Plexia 9
You you should report him. He shouldn't be talking that way about anyone and you don't need to hear his sex-banter at work.
catanita 18
Does he knows that the girl he is talking about is with you? If he does, he is so rude.... If not.... let him talk about this for a few days and then inform him in front of a few co-workers and observe his reactions.
llnursingll 10
That's not good, you can put a stop to that. file a complaint.
notsofriendly 17
You could just mention you don't really feel like that's appropriate work talk, it's making you both personally and professionally uncomfortable, and ask him to knock it off. Then go to management if he doesn't. Probably better to try to be a little diplomatic if you're stuck with him for a while...
JFunk4Real 12
Hit em!