Health: Today, I got on an elevator with a woman and her child. I was...

By warp_routine - 31/03/2009 14:17 - United States

Today, I got on an elevator with a woman and her child. I was the first one on. When she stepped on, the capacity alarm went off. As she left she told her daughter that's why fat people shouldn't be allowed in public. I'm 145 lbs. She was twice my size. I got called fat by a hippopotamus. FML

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By tryingatkins - 21/08/2009 09:27 - United States

Today, I was on the elevator going up to a meeting, and the elevator was getting more and more crowded as we went up. After about ten people got on, they all agreed that I should get off the elevator because they thought me being on was exceeding the weight limit. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2011 07:34 - United Kingdom

Today, my co-workers agreed that I was the one causing the elevator to be over its weight limit. When I protested, saying that I only weigh around 150 pounds, one asked me if that included the weight of my wheelchair. They made me get out. FML

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By pimpslaprequired - 04/08/2012 01:52 - United States

Today, I got on an elevator at the mall, along with a twelve or thirteen-year-old girl talking on her cell. She spent the whole ride telling the person on the other end how hideous I looked and how I look like a pregnant sperm whale. I was too humiliated to even say anything. FML

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By j0natron - 03/02/2009 20:30 - United States

Today, I was taking the elevator down with a group of people. It stopped on the 2nd floor and I said "What asshole can't take the steps from the 2nd floor?" Then a kid in a wheelchair got on. FML

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By NotAnExcuse - 07/11/2012 05:58 - United States

Today, a woman on the train demanded I give up my seat for her, claiming it was for people with disabilities. Tired from a long day at work, and seeing she had nothing wrong with her, I asked what her disability was. Apparently, obesity is one. FML

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By short&stout - 26/08/2017 20:00

Today, I took the kids to the pool. I'm short and 20lbs overweight but they talked me into it and I put on a swimsuit for the first time in 10 years. As soon as we got there, a girl my height but a good 150lbs heavier said, "It's so nice to see another big girl in a two-piece!" FML

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If I fits, I sits

By fatlady - 07/03/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, my friend and I went to the park. I bet my friend I could fit into the swing that was sized for toddlers. I managed to fit in, but I couldn't get out. My friend had to call 911 to get me out. When they finally did, the fireman told me that fat ladies shouldn't try stuff like that. FML

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By Me - 31/05/2011 06:49 - United States

Today, while at work, a rather large woman came in and ordered a cheeseburger. When asking if she would like to supersize it, she took her purse, smacked me, and told me she wasn't fat, and how rude I was for calling her supersized. I was just doing my job. FML

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By regstl - 01/06/2013 06:21 - United States - Beaverton

Today, as I was getting out of my car, an old and obese lady walked up to me and called me an "inconsiderate heartless bitch" for using the last handicap parking spot. I guess she didn't see my wheelchair. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2013 19:16 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for well over an hour while riding it up to my weight and fitness class. Very funny, universe. FML

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bluecoconuts 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 21:25

Should have threatened to call the zoo.

dancin303 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 21:24

shes just trying to make herself feel better dont sweat it

Comments

jdkfgkjdfb 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 23:05

"That's why fat people shouldn't be allowed in public"? Wow, what a frititchamn. I wonder if her daughter realized that her mother was talking about herself?

Salmonus 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 23:09

Somebody's projecting! Don't sweat it too much.

silverwind_fml 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 23:16

Why would she be talking about herself?

seaturtlesrawsum 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 23:24

how far up were you going maybe you should take the stairs next time id also like to point out that no one person could have set of the alarm so stop saying that the lady set it off. it probably took the weight of everyone in the elevator to set it off

amykillswitch 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 23:25

she was jealous. lucky for you karma is a bitch.

kapay 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 23:26

#68 Wait, wait, wait... you mean we're NOT punching puppies yet?

wowzers22 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 23:26

pissing myself this second

braFTW 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 23:28

Beware, hippopotamus kill people your size and eat them for breakfast...

keyairia 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 23:29

LMAO @ # 8.

mini_munny 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 23:32

#45 - I'm commenting just to respond to what you said. You make it seem like everyone who's fat is the nicest person in the world. You know it works the other way around too. I'm seriously skinny due to genetics, so I eat whatever I like and it's impossible to gain weight. People may think it's nice not being able to gain weight but it's a pain when people are constantly staring at you for being so skinny. Even while I'm eating my pizza at my college cafe, a fat girl walks by and starts talking about me being anorexic behind my back. So don't jump to conclusions thinking it's always the "skinny" person's fault 'cause we're sooo mean. Maybe you should see both sides of the picture before jumping to conclusions and blaming the "skinny" person.

sulitak 27

Monday 3 June 2013 11:39

I've been on both ends of it. They both suck but its more socially acceptable to pick on fat people. if you call someone anorexic people will jump on you for picking on them for a serious medical condition