Today, I got myself a cool pair of colored contacts. I was wearing them while at home, so that I'll get used to them. Then I had to go to a job interview. I forgot to take them out. I went to a job interview with zebra-print eyes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was my first day with new contacts, but I found out they make my eyes red and itchy. Today was also the day I had a very important meeting. They think I showed up stoned. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I didn't have any clothes suitable for the interview, so I went to the store early and bought some there. After the interview, I went to return the clothes, because they were so expensive. The hiring manager saw me. FML
Today, after passing various interviews and tests, I was given a great job pending a pre-employment medical test. Now I'm jobless and colorblind. FML
Today, I wore a pair of glasses with no lenses because I thought I'd look smarter. I ended up poking myself in the eye several times, leaving it swollen. So much for making me look smarter. FML
Today, I spent a hundred dollars on new "business casual" clothes and took two hours to get ready for my interview with a government agency. My interviewer was blind. FML
Today, I was at a second interview for a job that I really need as I got laid off last month. Midway through the interview, I went to cross my legs and realized I had 2 different shoes on. FML
Today, I went to get a facial. I forgot my contact case so I put them into paper cup. My beautician thought it was leftover water from someone else, and threw my only pair of vision aid away. I scuttled home half blind. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boss that I was late to work because somehow my hand slipped when I was brushing my teeth, and I hit myself in the eye with the brush. I had to remove my contacts, wash my eye, and find my glasses. He didn't believe me, but at least my eye is minty fresh. FML
Today, I woke up with really dry, chapped lips. Still in bed, without my glasses on, I sleepily reached down into my purse for some chapstick and applied it. Upon awakening later I realized I had mistaken a mini Sharpie permanent marker for chapstick. I have a job interview today. FML
Today, I was getting funny looks all day. When I got home I realised that I was interrupted while doing my make-up this morning and completely forgot to fill in my second eye brow. FML
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Top comments
Ric3ball 0
where can I get ZEBRA PRINT contacts? :O
manoverboard 0
Ohmygod. I WOULD SO WANT THAT. I bet they hired you. ;D
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Comments (220)
meriadoc2 0
So? They are probably like "woa she has zebra eyes lets hire her!" or they didnt notice. But if they did are they really gonna NOT hired you just because of your eyes??
Caayouteepie 0
http://i1.allaboutvision.com/i/wildeyes-collage-565x267.jpg omggg i just looked it up and found all these cool contacts(; ha im such a loserrrr.
kaykay10xo 0
omg thats soo freaking cool i wonder if my parents will start geting me those insted of active veiw
stinkybutt 0
what? ydi for having wierdass contacts.
brookeneedsalife 0
well i think those contacts are cool. just not for a job interview.. so that kind of sucks. sounds like something i would do.
TNEBlover 0
umm its its the floresents...
no_day_but_2day 0
You're ****** retarded. Zebra-print contacts? Woww.....YDI
Gabby125 0
You ******* emo kids look retarded as shit when you wear those things. YDI
Cromwellsandwich 0
Were you interviewing for a position at a zoo?
redbluegreen 41
Agreed. They're ridiculously stupid and part of one of the worst fads ever.
Partyboat27 0
You're a dumbass for getting ZEBRA colored contacts. Especially if you don't have a vision problem.