Today, I got myself a cool pair of colored contacts. I was wearing them while at home, so that I'll get used to them. Then I had to go to a job interview. I forgot to take them out. I went to a job interview with zebra-print eyes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was my first day with new contacts, but I found out they make my eyes red and itchy. Today was also the day I had a very important meeting. They think I showed up stoned. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I didn't have any clothes suitable for the interview, so I went to the store early and bought some there. After the interview, I went to return the clothes, because they were so expensive. The hiring manager saw me. FML
Today, after passing various interviews and tests, I was given a great job pending a pre-employment medical test. Now I'm jobless and colorblind. FML
Today, I wore a pair of glasses with no lenses because I thought I'd look smarter. I ended up poking myself in the eye several times, leaving it swollen. So much for making me look smarter. FML
Today, I spent a hundred dollars on new "business casual" clothes and took two hours to get ready for my interview with a government agency. My interviewer was blind. FML
Today, I was at a second interview for a job that I really need as I got laid off last month. Midway through the interview, I went to cross my legs and realized I had 2 different shoes on. FML
Today, I went to get a facial. I forgot my contact case so I put them into paper cup. My beautician thought it was leftover water from someone else, and threw my only pair of vision aid away. I scuttled home half blind. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boss that I was late to work because somehow my hand slipped when I was brushing my teeth, and I hit myself in the eye with the brush. I had to remove my contacts, wash my eye, and find my glasses. He didn't believe me, but at least my eye is minty fresh. FML
Today, I woke up with really dry, chapped lips. Still in bed, without my glasses on, I sleepily reached down into my purse for some chapstick and applied it. Upon awakening later I realized I had mistaken a mini Sharpie permanent marker for chapstick. I have a job interview today. FML
Today, I was getting funny looks all day. When I got home I realised that I was interrupted while doing my make-up this morning and completely forgot to fill in my second eye brow. FML
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Top comments
Ric3ball 0
where can I get ZEBRA PRINT contacts? :O
manoverboard 0
Ohmygod. I WOULD SO WANT THAT. I bet they hired you. ;D
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Comments (220)
netbeui435 3
did they call back?
HummingBirdsFly 0
@ #61, obviously not. Have you read the other comments? Sheesh. FYL because it MIGHT affect their decision on whether or not to hire you. YDI because if, persay, you did check yourself in the mirror, how could you NOT see those zebra eyes? ^^ :)
HummingBirdsFly 0
AND having "zebra-eyes" is REALLY un-professional. So, to the people who are saying 'I'd hire you", etc. That's why you aren't in the position to be able to hire/fire people. Mmk? :) Sorry.
Amkii 0
That is awesome though!! Colored/patterned contacts FTW!
KronikDysentery 0
Think about it this way; at least you got used to the contacts. It's an easy mistake to make, but YDI for mixing your priorities.
organismal 0
ydi spending like, 50 dollars plus on retarded contacts?
GR3453m0nk3y 4
haha go to that site. its pretty cool. and is seriously making me want some contacts. lol
sunshine2162 0
DUDE; if I wasn't such a pansy about putting stuff in my eye, I'd SO get those in a heartbeat :D
sunshine2162 0
you see out of the black circle of your eye, not the colored part. 'special effect' contacts don't cover your irises.
monkey314159 0
I want some sharingan contacts. It would be so badass.