Today, I got myself a cool pair of colored contacts. I was wearing them while at home, so that I'll get used to them. Then I had to go to a job interview. I forgot to take them out. I went to a job interview with zebra-print eyes. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, it was my first day with new contacts, but I found out they make my eyes red and itchy. Today was also the day I had a very important meeting. They think I showed up stoned. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I didn't have any clothes suitable for the interview, so I went to the store early and bought some there. After the interview, I went to return the clothes, because they were so expensive. The hiring manager saw me. FML
Today, after passing various interviews and tests, I was given a great job pending a pre-employment medical test. Now I'm jobless and colorblind. FML
Today, I wore a pair of glasses with no lenses because I thought I'd look smarter. I ended up poking myself in the eye several times, leaving it swollen. So much for making me look smarter. FML
Today, I spent a hundred dollars on new "business casual" clothes and took two hours to get ready for my interview with a government agency. My interviewer was blind. FML
Today, I was at a second interview for a job that I really need as I got laid off last month. Midway through the interview, I went to cross my legs and realized I had 2 different shoes on. FML
Today, I went to get a facial. I forgot my contact case so I put them into paper cup. My beautician thought it was leftover water from someone else, and threw my only pair of vision aid away. I scuttled home half blind. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boss that I was late to work because somehow my hand slipped when I was brushing my teeth, and I hit myself in the eye with the brush. I had to remove my contacts, wash my eye, and find my glasses. He didn't believe me, but at least my eye is minty fresh. FML
Today, I woke up with really dry, chapped lips. Still in bed, without my glasses on, I sleepily reached down into my purse for some chapstick and applied it. Upon awakening later I realized I had mistaken a mini Sharpie permanent marker for chapstick. I have a job interview today. FML
Today, I was getting funny looks all day. When I got home I realised that I was interrupted while doing my make-up this morning and completely forgot to fill in my second eye brow. FML
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Top comments
Ric3ball 0
where can I get ZEBRA PRINT contacts? :O
manoverboard 0
Ohmygod. I WOULD SO WANT THAT. I bet they hired you. ;D
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Comments (220)
koala_king 0
Sounds like sumthing i woulda done.... They should hire u, bring a little life to the place
BreezyPear 0
Kinda funny, but I don't think anyone really noticed. Besides you can always take them out.
megs8907 0
those are crazy! lol
cadenernest 0
Good, they should know they're about to hire a freak.
myfishisBOBA 0
I think any contacts that make your eyes an unnatural color is really creepy. I wouldn't hire you the moment I looked into your eyes(lol). It is very unprofessional, no matter what job you are applying for. It tells the interviewer that even from the start, you wouldn't take the job seriously. YDI.
MaxOfMetal 0
Perhaps contacts like that were made to "weed out" the weaker members of the herd.
tina_xox 0
omg thatss awsomee where do u get zebra print contacts i want some :P
Gaby_peaceandluv 0
Zebra print coloured contacts? Why would you want those in the first place?
chanman 0
Look on the bright side: apparently you got used to them.
nikki1001 0
lol sarcasm perhaps?! And yes, I am into fashion and no, zebra print contacts would not be awesome.
Cerauno 0
Why would you even spend $50+ on those?