Today, I got myself a cool pair of colored contacts. I was wearing them while at home, so that I'll get used to them. Then I had to go to a job interview. I forgot to take them out. I went to a job interview with zebra-print eyes. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, it was my first day with new contacts, but I found out they make my eyes red and itchy. Today was also the day I had a very important meeting. They think I showed up stoned. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I didn't have any clothes suitable for the interview, so I went to the store early and bought some there. After the interview, I went to return the clothes, because they were so expensive. The hiring manager saw me. FML
Today, after passing various interviews and tests, I was given a great job pending a pre-employment medical test. Now I'm jobless and colorblind. FML
Today, I wore a pair of glasses with no lenses because I thought I'd look smarter. I ended up poking myself in the eye several times, leaving it swollen. So much for making me look smarter. FML
Today, I spent a hundred dollars on new "business casual" clothes and took two hours to get ready for my interview with a government agency. My interviewer was blind. FML
Today, I was at a second interview for a job that I really need as I got laid off last month. Midway through the interview, I went to cross my legs and realized I had 2 different shoes on. FML
Today, I went to get a facial. I forgot my contact case so I put them into paper cup. My beautician thought it was leftover water from someone else, and threw my only pair of vision aid away. I scuttled home half blind. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boss that I was late to work because somehow my hand slipped when I was brushing my teeth, and I hit myself in the eye with the brush. I had to remove my contacts, wash my eye, and find my glasses. He didn't believe me, but at least my eye is minty fresh. FML
Today, I woke up with really dry, chapped lips. Still in bed, without my glasses on, I sleepily reached down into my purse for some chapstick and applied it. Upon awakening later I realized I had mistaken a mini Sharpie permanent marker for chapstick. I have a job interview today. FML
Today, I was getting funny looks all day. When I got home I realised that I was interrupted while doing my make-up this morning and completely forgot to fill in my second eye brow. FML
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Ric3ball 0
where can I get ZEBRA PRINT contacts? :O
manoverboard 0
Ohmygod. I WOULD SO WANT THAT. I bet they hired you. ;D
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Comments (220)
b00nd0cksaint 0
Dumb Emo bastard
oceanje 0
I love zebra print! but i would NEVER buy zebra print contacts...that is way too tacky!
p00p0ster0us 0
I would hire you for having the balls to do that. In any case, I think that's one of the best employment-related events I've heard this year. Totally made my day :o) So what if it was an accident.
riseandshine_fml 0
YDI for getting ZEBRA print contacts... they're SUP3R K3WL but where and why would you wear them?
mubaki 18
I just google-imaged those. what a creative idea
OhMaiGosh 0
Zebra print contacts are pretty much all ******* stupid. YDI. YDIYDIYDI.
valuemeal2 1
Why the hell would you want zebra print ones in the first place? Where did you get the idea that it was "cool"??
tafam 0
Awesome. I would hire you.
muffinsareyummy 1
why the **** did you get zebra striped ones? jesus wtf is the world coming to?
Nightfallz 0
is there really enough space on an eye for a noticable pattern?? anyways YDI