Intimacy: Today, I got motion sickness while having sex. FML

By mikeycoco - 20/05/2011 14:39

Today, I got motion sickness while having sex. FML

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Same thing different taste

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By Danielle - 25/10/2020 11:02

Today, I threw up during sex. FML

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By hamboneghost - 24/02/2015 19:02 - Canada - New Westminster

Today, I greeted my girlfriend with a spinning hug. She got motion sickness and threw up all over me. FML

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By oopsie - 01/05/2019 20:00

Today, I got diarrhea. During sex. I didn’t even make it out of the bed. FML

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Classic move

By Anon - 13/10/2023 04:00

Today, after being severely depressed for a week, I was having sex with my boyfriend when got so anxious that I threw up. FML

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Trial and mainly error

By unlucky - 13/11/2011 05:19 - United States

Today, I have done enough trials to confirm that I puke after each time I have sex. FML

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Queasy beats

By Bleh - 08/03/2019 22:00 - Canada - Brantford

Today, I found out that my new, expensive noise-canceling headphones trigger my motion sickness. FML

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The sensual world

By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 21:51 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I were both at home, sick. We decided to make the best of it and spent the day in bed together. Things got a little steamy, and we started making out. As I started kissing her neck, I got nauseous. Before I could pull away, I threw up all over her. FML

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Busting makes me feel good

By neverdoingthatagain - 27/02/2016 03:35 - United States - Pottstown

Today, my wife's pregnancy hormones made her extremely horny. The doctor said that intercourse during pregnancy was very healthy, so we decided to do it. Let's just say that the bumpy ride didn't help her morning sickness. FML

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That's… sexy

By Anonymous - 03/02/2021 01:01 - Mexico - Iztacalco

Today, my wife threw up in the middle of sex, then fell asleep right after. I didn't even finish and it'd been over a month since the last time. FML

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Sick sex, dude

By Anonymous - 18/01/2011 02:13 - United States

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. Right after, he left the room and went to the bathroom to throw up. FML

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Friday 20 May 2011 18:54

were you on a waterbed?

88joey5 4

Friday 20 May 2011 18:56

if your a girl Its ok you get thrown around alot during sex

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XxGuard 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 1:46

Don't have sex?

CanadianMuse 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 2:02

You really must have been going places...

KaraShinee 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 2:29

Motion sickness? More like morning sickness

JenL_fml 7

Saturday 21 May 2011 3:05

Too much motion on the ocean there, eh?

NirvantioNxTFR 1

Saturday 21 May 2011 3:23

depending on how easily you get motion sickness, that might not be a bad thing.

CuddieRyan 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 3:37

thats... different ;-;

drsimplejack 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 4:26

good good lovin

NagatoPain 4

Saturday 21 May 2011 4:53

whats motion sickness?

saramore 7

Saturday 21 May 2011 5:27

LMAO no offense but this was the funniest thing I've heard all day

lol_kDizzle 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 5:31

I get dizzy after sexing. Haha. I thought I was the only one.

kewlstoribro 6

Wednesday 25 May 2011 3:21

well the blood rushes to ur genitalia so there is less blood circulation to your brain so of course you'll feel dizzy xD

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