Today, I got into my car after a long shift at work. When I looked in my rear view mirror, a horrifyingly evil face grinned at me from the back window. I leaped out of the car, only to be chased around by two people in clown masks. It turned out to be a prank set up by my co-workers. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was working the graveyard shift as a security guard. I fell asleep in my car doing paperwork around 2 am. When my supervisor came to check on me, he pounded on my window, wearing a "Scream" mask. I panicked and pepper sprayed him. Too bad my window was closed. FML
Today, leaving the restaurant I work in, the car next to mine was very crookedly parked. I had a hard time backing out. It turned out the whole restaurant was watching me, and they all started to clap as I drove away. FML
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to prank my friend. When he came to pick me up in his car, I pulled up my mask, put on my toque, got in the back seat and yelled "This is a robbery! Don't talk! Drive now!" I'd hopped in the back of the wrong car. FML
Today, after I got in my car in the Walmart parking lot, a creepy man knocked on my window. Since I'm incredibly paranoid and scare easily, I put my car in gear and tore out of there, accidentally hitting another car. Apparently he was returning my phone that I dropped. FML
Today, I was attacked by clowns at work. I don't work at the circus. FML
Today, I faced my fears. I've always had a weird fear of looking out of windows at night, afraid a face would suddenly appear. When I heard a strange noise outside, I looked out the window. Sure enough, the face of a man suddenly appeared. FML
Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML
Today, I tripped and fell on the sidewalk. As I did, a car that was passing by stopped, made a U-turn, and then came back so the people inside could laugh at me. When they were done taunting me, they made another U-turn and continued back in their original direction. FML
Today, I tried to prank my little brother by jumping out from behind a door to scare him. I ended up scaring myself when I caught a glimpse of my weirdly-lit reflection in a mirror mid-jump. FML
Today, I had an important interview. On the way there, I stopped in front of a car window to look at my reflection, checking I didn't have salad stuck between my teeth. Having pulled several faces, I realised that there were two girls inside the car, cracking up with laughter. FML
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riceicle1 6
Why did you get out your car? I would have hit reverse xD
beerankin 0
I mean, it is Halloween. But you shouldn't try to give your friends a heart attack. That sucks tho
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Comments (76)
enonymous 9
Over the last few days I've realized... I need to trademark more... tm
CrazyManNo9 29
Nope, you can't do that. I already trademarked the trademark. Uhhh, TM... TM... TM... TM... TM... etc.
Zillie 4
Clowns are scary as shit. Awesome prank, but get those ******* back good!
delilahtealight 0
I would of passed out I'm terrified of clowns
Fatal_rei 3
You're better than me. I would've put the car in reverse and ran them over. Dead coworkers can really kill the holiday festivity =/
CrazyManNo9 29
I got the impression that they were in the back seat, not outside?
iilovecokee 6
That sounds terrifying!!!
foreveridiot17 18
I would be so mad at my co workers...
mizzpoetic08 0
gotta love your coworkers smh
lizard399 0
I would literally have a heart attack... Looking in any mirror and seeing something unexpected behind me is one of my worst fears. I feel for you
gene818 13
Why did you get out of the car? I would understand if they were INSIDE the car, but they were not. That's like seeing zombies during a zombie apocalypse prank and getting out so you could join them!
01fuckhead10 14
Hahahaha, that's fcking hilarious!