Today, I got into a car accident. I got into it because I noticed a flashy new sign on the highway that read "Being an attentive driver prevents car crashes". Thanks for the notice. FML
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Today, I got into a wreck thanks to a big flashing sign on the highway that said, "Keep your eyes on the road" that distracted me. FML
Today, while driving my car, there was a talk on the radio about road safety. I got so engrossed that I drifted and crashed my car into a sign promoting the talk. FML
Today, I was involved in a car accident. I wasn't the driver of either car. I happened to be a passerby that was hit by a falling stop sign as a car hit it. FML
Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
Today, I added "a road sign" to my ever-growing list of "Things which have hit my car as a result of the wind." FML
Today, I was feeling super nervous about driving because I had my first accident the day before. As I stopped at a red light, I got rear-ended. FML
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
Today, there was a traffic accident on the highway which I normally take. I couldn't resist laughing at the driver since he was stupid enough to rear-end someone on the highway. What I didn't realize is that I forgot to pay attention to the road and rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
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caancoha 0
If you're American, sue the company! That's what we do.
CallMeHush 1
Do you have to remind yourself to breathe every now and again?
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Comments (51)
theanonymoose 3
Again, how so many people can vote "your life sucks" is beyond me. You weren't paying attention to the road, and had a crash. Y-absolutely-DI. It doesn't matter if the sign was flashy, or said "pay attention to the road" rather than something like "free sex" - you weren't paying attention to the road.
lickmyjock 0
Let me guess, a woman.
flashback.miss 28
lol nah not even a human with half a gnats brain could fail this much yo
teamwork 0
This is what kills me about the drivers in this country. Your immediate priority is what is in front of you- not the signs on the side of the road. If there's a car in front of you, you may consider keeping more than an eye on it. Sorry about the collision, hope everyone came out alright.
Thornod 0
I have red lights that flash when I hit my breaks.... how come no one pays attention to them?
Moeey 0
The irony burns!
iizzy 0
Now you figured out the meaning of glancing at it and staring at it!!!
aero_fml 0
You didn't crash because you were distracted, you crashed because you can't drive
myhairynutsack 0
Here's Your Sign. heh.. sux2bU
R0lling_St0ner 0
*sigh* he's the reason so many other countrys think Americans are stupid
annabelle2213 0
You mean "countries"....
R0lling_St0ner 0
lol sorry, I suck at spelling
BritishHobo 0
Brilliant.
Dumb_Brunette 0
Wow... too bad the sign didnt say "FREE ******". Then people would have a reason to be sympathetic for your lack of driving skills.
R0lling_St0ner 0
if he had lack of driving skills then the sign could say "Free Tacos" and he still would've crashed