Health: Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four... - FML

By Anonymous - 30/11/2010 19:10 - Ireland

Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML

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By Noname - 29/10/2008 10:09 - Slovenia

Today, they finally took my braces off. 7 hours later I fell off my bike and chipped my tooth. FML

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By Julie is in pain - 06/07/2012 17:11 - Australia - Rydalmere

Today, I had eight teeth removed in preparation for getting my braces fitted. My winter break will now consists of barely being able to sleep or eat, tasting blood, and looking like a goofy-ass chipmunk. FML

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By Albert - 27/08/2012 22:16 - United States - Dover

Today, I went to see my orthodontist. He informed me that I have an underbite and I will probably need braces again. I just had them taken off last year, after five and a half years of oral hell. FML

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By OUCH. - 17/11/2011 21:27 - United States

Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML

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By braceface - 14/03/2012 20:12 - United States

Today, I got my braces put on. This is the second time I've had them. The first time was after my cousin opened a car door in my face. This time a jock punched me in the mouth for saying that Reese's taste the same as Snickers peanut butter. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2019 12:00

Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML

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Brace yourself

By Anonymous - 04/04/2023 21:00 - United States - Tempe

Today, my orthodontist thought it would be a good idea to put braces on the teeth in the very back. One bracket popped off twice, after which he shoved a metal band in my mouth onto one of my teeth, cutting my gums, and causing gushing blood. Now, I can’t eat anything unless it’s baby food and I have a lisp. FML

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Hangry dude

By Anonymous - 07/08/2021 20:01

Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML

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Great idea

By dumbbb - 27/12/2011 08:30 - United States

Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML

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By ouch - 05/10/2015 19:20 - United States - Stockton

Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML

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DocBastard 38

Wednesday 1 December 2010 0:01

Congratulations! You just bought your orthodontist a Mercedes.

sorryinadvance 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 23:57

God said no.

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HorrorMusicJAB 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 1:07

sorry nothing is perfect not even your teeth that were suppose to be...

Jordan_Stub 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 1:09

why did you have braces for 6 years? i had major facial surgery and had braces for no more than 2 and a half years. i'm calling bullshit.

batmanfish 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 1:17

I know a couple people who had braces for 6 years. Most people only need 2 or 3, but some need their braces for a long time.

BlueTwist89 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 1:18

D: I can't imagine how much pain you're enduring. Not to mention that sucks. At least you didn't get hit in the face while your braces were on?

disney_blonde 16

Wednesday 1 December 2010 1:24

Why weren't you wearing mouthguard for a sport like hockey?

lmjc 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 1:33

tht sucks

SamSayzRAWRZ 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 1:35

YDI for playing such a violent sport.

that_guy_ollie 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 8:50

no op deserved it for not wearing a double mouthguard and playing hockey just after his braces removed ....

erikjh1234 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 10:44

every sport can be a violent sport...even golf! true story ;D

Xavi89 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 11:01

yeah ask tiger!

lemiller27 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 1:47

mabe wear a ******* mouth guard ! dumb ass

UhhOhCece126 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 1:54

ouch, that stinks! sorry. :(

Dark_Charizard 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 2:05

Aw.. Ow.

kaity111 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 2:07

I feel the urge to join in on this convorsation(: I haven't had many opportunities to be perverted lately. But the first comment was moderated... anyone know what it said?

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