Today, I got fired from my childcare job of five years because the other staff weren't as popular with the kids, so they accused me of being "creepy" because the kids all wanted to play a game with me instead of them. FML
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Today, I was fired because a patron complained that she didn't like the way I kept staring at her kids. I was a lifeguard. FML
Today, I was fired from the babysitting job I've had for 2 years. I thought maybe the mother had found out that I sometimes let her kids stay up late and have extra sweets. The real reason, as she told me, was that she didn't want her kids loving anyone more than they love her. FML
Today, I got fired from a great babysitting job because the little girl said I was boring. FML
Today, I was fired for being a very happy and perky employee. According to my boss, it freaks both the customers and my co-workers out. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. Why? Because my boss has been dating my newly divorced mother, and he didn't want family get-togethers to be "awkward." FML
Today, I got fired from my job because I "look too grumpy." FML
Today, I was working at a local restaurant when another server's table called me over to ask if I've "ever killed anybody". They informed me I looked like a serial killer. I informed them, of course, that I have never killed anybody. Another customer claimed I scared her child. I was fired. FML
Today, I got fired from my job where you build teddy bears. I got fired not because I did anything wrong, just because they don't like my personality. I'd never worked with my boss, and that means all the employees that work there had a meeting about me, and all confirmed they don't like me. FML
Today, I got fired from my dream job. I found out today that the girl who trained me lied and taught me how to do things wrong, so that when she got back from maternity leave, she could get me fired and take her job back. My new coworkers were in on her plan from the beginning. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. The reason? My boss didn't feel comfortable paying his son's girlfriend. FML
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KeannaLove 32
Maybe they should look into why the kids don't like the other staff members....
MidnaLink 35
"Awww, too bad guys, now you won't have anyone to take care of you because the adults are babies themselves".
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Comments (79)
moo77_fml 20
Omg!! Your employers are stupid!!! ..instead of looking for the root cause they get rid of there best employee... There loss .. Onwards and upwards to bigger and better things :) goodluck
RiceKrispieTreat 11
Just go and start up a competing childcare business that's not full of dipshits??
XtremeHeat 14
Get the kids on your side. Form an army of hundreds of tiny people to rally against the company!
daGun 18
And get them to throw those ass hats out of the building!
downlowjigelow02 11
well that's why there is a such thing as wrongful termination
False_Stupidity 42
OP could be in one of those ridiculous "at will" states.
foxmatrix15 8
U can sue. Kids don't lie
militarybrat 21
That is a lie.
MissRaindrop 20
I got fired as a private nanny when the kids started asking her to call me at night so I could read and sing to them. She ran her own company so was barely at home. She told her husband she was jealous and that he had to fire me or she'd make him miserable. Lovely person...
JKPwnage 27
FML: No Good Deed Goes Unpunished™
thereheis 7
so you were fired for being good at your job?
Zaayuro 9
that makes me wanna cry I'm sorry to hear that. I hope the kids riot and get you back
MooseKnuckle503 11
Welcome to the real world