Today, I got dressed in what I thought was a really adorable outfit. I had a cute pink skirt on, a white tank top and silver strappy sandal heels. On my way to the mall a car pulls over and this guy asks me how much for three hours. FML
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70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I walked into work feeling confident in my new outfit. It wasn’t until lunchtime that a colleague pointed out the price tag hanging from my skirt. I’d been flaunting my ass's price all morning. FML
Today, I was planning on meeting my friend at the mall. She came late, and I was in the dressing room trying on a few things. When I came out to meet her, she looked at me oddly and said, "You shouldn't buy that, it looks terrible on you." Those were the clothes I came in. FML
Today, I got all dressed up to go on a date with a guy. Upon getting to my house to pick me up, he told me he'd forgot to put on mascara, and asked if he could borrow some. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
Today, my wardrobe door jammed, and I couldn't change out into some nice clothes for my date. On the way there, my car broke down. Not wanting to be late and make a bad impression, I scuttled the rest of the way, only to find I'd been stood up. FML
Today, I bought an expensive dress because it was me and my boyfriend's one year anniversary, and he was taking me somewhere nice. When he saw me in the dress, he looked at me, laughed and said, "Seriously, what are you wearing?" FML
Today, I was at the mall with my friend. A lady came up to us and told my friend that she could be a model. Then the lady looked at me and said, "Oh... Nice shoes." FML
Today, I was feeling a little naughty, so I put on a sexy outfit, laid down on the hood of my boyfriend's car, and waited for him to find me. When he came into the garage and saw me, he freaked out and bitched at me, because I "could've dented the chassis." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML
Today, I finally bought the expensive but beautifully stylish dress I've been eyeing for ages online. Ten minutes later, I went back to check the shoes the model was wearing so I could coordinate my outfit. The dress had been reduced to half price. FML
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Serial 2
you should of told him a price, had him pay in advance, and run like hell. more money for the mall
girmonkey 0
Wow that totally sucks! Was your skirt really short. That could be an explanation....
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Comments (249)
tehninja 0
@31: Or cocaine! 8D I was really hoping someone on here would quote AD.
krisFrAnHeehar 0
lol... but seriously that's my mum's outfit
pancakelover 0
If he was cute I would have told him $500 an hour, if he wasn't I would have told him to back off.
eschreib 0
*****
dedaumiersmith 0
that's what you get for not knowing how to dress. i read "pink shirt and white tank top" together with "adorable" and knew this could be no good.
fyourlifetoo 0
YDI for dressing like a ****. I agree with #80 ^
betsymonty 0
Dress like you have a little self-respect, or no men will respect you. OP, you're probably young. Take this as a lesson about not dressing like everyone else does. If you show a lot of skin, you attract the wrong type of man. If you dress like you give a damn about yourself, you attract men that are worth your time.
Julle_fml 0
Why are there so many people saying that you shouldn't show off legs and arms at the same time? If the weather's hot then that is a kind of common thing to do. Some of the comments sound like they've been written by 70-year-olds?! A skirt and a tank top is not necessarily slutty...
emo_babe 0
Some people are so rude! Check out the ****** Monologues on Youtube. They are very empowering, and very true. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LClsKkfd2_8 I'm sorry about what people are saying. Although, the heels do sound like a bit much. Maybe check out the flats or sneekers option before the heels, next time. It does sound like a very cute outfit though! Don't worry, you'll look back on this one day and laugh. :)
kellster 2
I think you need to revisit your definition of the word "adorable", since what you think it means clearly translates as "*****" to everyone else. Just because it's little girly colors doesn't mean to you look cute and young and carefree. Actually, even if it did, that's still pretty **** star. Try again!