Yeppets
Roscoe, United States
Today, I got called "un-American" when I said I didn't care about Kim and Kayne's wedding. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
not my fault you’re a vapid idiot
Hesperia, United States
Today, my coworker told everyone on staff that I’m a stuck up bitch because I stared blankly at her when she tried to talk to me. I tried to listen, but I zoned out after she rambled on endlessly about the Kardashians and Kanye West. FML
BlueSteele220
Coppell, United States
Today, my family got mad at me for eloping and not inviting them to my wedding. Even though they admitted they wouldn't have gone anyway. FML
Anonymous
United States
Hogs gonna hog
Today, I, a retired U.S. Army soldier, was shouted down and called a liberal snowflake and even accused of stolen valor. Why? I admitted that I absolutely hate Trump. FML
Your turkey stinks anyway
Portland, United States
USA! USA! USA!
Today, I was uninvited to our usual family Thanksgiving, as well as the rest of the holidays with my extended family. Why? They found out who I voted for. I won't say who, but according to my aunt, I'm to blame for putting their son's healthcare at risk. WTF? FML
uhmwow
Today, I got fired from my job. A coworker that strongly dislikes me convinced my boss I took a day off because I was going to a Trump rally. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I was uninvited to a bachelorette party. I wouldn't really care, if the party hadn't been for me, ahead of my wedding tomorrow. FML
Ido
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Satellite Beach, United States
Mixed reception
Today, I announced my engagement on social media. I got more people telling me how stupid I was than any actually congratulating me. FML
Anonymous
Southam, United Kingdom
Today, I got called a "politically correct loser" by a woman at the supermarket, all because I said I didn't want to find out the gender of my baby until birth. FML
Anonymous
Wokescolds gonna wokescold
Today, I was accused of digital blackface and culturally appropriating my own culture. FML
Anonymous
Perth, Australia
Today, I had to explain to my teenage daughter that The Interview wasn't a documentary and that Kim Jong-un wasn't actually assassinated by a pair of goofy reporters. FML
Top comments
Magic_Dino_Dog 9
lol I think you are a better american for not giving a shit
Kenna515 13
I'm right there with you!
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Comments (57)
PeterPanties 6
I personally would proudly salute every fellow American who doesn't care about the lives of these talentless celebrities
Kenna515 13
She doesn't even count as a celebrity the only reason she's "famous" is her daddy
cakefete2 31
By daddy, do you mean her father or that black guy in the video that said "come to daddy"? Both would be acceptable, actually.
Miss_Whipped 43
I was thinking the same thing. That was the first I'd ever heard of her.
Kenna515 13
either one lol that comment made me laugh so hard but yes her real father
vegas518 7
Then I must be un-American as well!
gracehi 33
I hope you did a service to your country and drop kicked that moron.
evildemonchild 18
You should be a proud for not giving a damn about that.
FrankHotpants 31
Insert look at all the ***** I give meme.
SpreadTHEKILLER 14
I'm leaving America.
gracehi 33
K, bye!
SouthernPride95 19
Good no ones stopping you
ilovefall10 21
I'm American and I didn't even know about that, nor do I even care.
Federgirl 19
I don't care about it either!! I'm right there with you!
SouthernPride95 19
Thats pretty damn American right there good for you saying whats right
sunnysideup25 7
Well....... Now we know he's not a gay fish. ;)
cakefete2 31
The real question is, "is Kanye a Hobbit banger?".