thatchick3333
United States
Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
burnt
Middle Swan, Australia
Today, while cooking, I managed to burn my finger. I quickly turned the tap on and ran my finger under cold water, but apparently someone had just used the hot tap, because boiling water flooded out onto my nicely scalded finger. FML
foolmetwice
Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML
StayPositive
United States
Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the neck while she was cooking on the stove. Apparently I scared her and now I have a nice burn mark on my head from the hot frying pan she hit me with. FML
Louis
Brisbane, Australia
Fireworks
Today, I tried to warm soup in a travel mug. I forgot to take the metal spoon out. The microwave lit up like a firework display, and I screamed so loudly that my neighbor knocked on my door to check if I was alive. FML
roadbikemama
United States
Today, I was cooking. I leaned over the stove to preheat the oven, and burned my nipple on a pot of boiling water. I also have a teething son who is breastfeeding. FML
Clumsy
Niterói, Brazil
Kitchen nightmares
Today, I accepted I can't cook at all. Why? I burned myself cooking popcorn in a microwave oven. I accidentally burst the package open and a scorching kernel flew into my bra. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I burned my butt on the heater when I tried to warm up after my shower. FML
scooter922
Brooklyn, United States
Today, I got home from the hospital after I burned my hand. Why? I dropped my phone in the pot while stirring hot soup, and I reached in to get it. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I noticed something written on the top of my toaster, so I used a finger to clear away some of the crumbs, burning my finger in the process. The writing? "CAUTION: Hot surface!" Thanks, toaster. FML
Toasted
Shocking!
Today, in an attempt to be frugal, I tried to repair my own sometimes-faulty toaster. Turns out I unplugged the wrong kitchen appliance, which I only discovered by electrocuting myself while pulling it apart. Now it's definitely broken, will need replacing, and I have a burn. FML
Top comments
violetsweety 26
Feel the burn.
AllSoul 23
Toasters these days, they're scaring a lot of people!
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Comments (126)
jmoreno 4
Scared of the toaster I remember when I use to be but then I realize the toaster is actually really nice it's the blender who is a complete ass!
loserman67 36
What? Did it jump out from behind the blender and yell, "BOO" My toaster did that all the time, then I shortened it's cord and now it can't hide anymore.
ohmandapants 17
^ you're using the same joke, idiot.
SeemsToFail 0
# 11 your dumb its a first or second degree burn, look it up. And Sorry OP I know your pain
hateevryone 15
well that'll be a great story to tell everybody.
FMLucky 5
Damn toaster, you scurry!
license2chill 5
Well, your situation is a lot better than the fml I read a while ago, where the toaster scared a cat to death, literally
Michael_92 20
Lol that joke is bad....made me chuckle none the less.
lylotrezor 20
Oh, the pain. D: Sorry, OP, I hope it gets better soon. FYL indeed.
lilpowers 3
Talent right there!!