Today, I got an electric shaver hoping that it would reduce the risk of cutting myself than shaving with a manual one. However, I cut myself opening the plastic package with the shaver inside. FML
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College Life
Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I was using Veet instead of shaving, so that the razor wouldn't cut up my legs. I cut myself with the plastic utensil that you're supposed to use to remove the Veet. FML
Today, I bought a new electric razor. I tried it, and washed it. I started to shake it in order to get rid of the water. It was pretty slippery, and it exploded onto the floor of my bathroom. The warranty doesn't cover this, I guess. FML
Today, I decided to conquer my fear of blades, and tried shaving my legs with a razor. I sat on the side of my bathtub and wet my legs, but some of the water splashed. I slipped on it and fell back, hitting my head on the tile wall and slicing my leg open at the same time. FML
Today, I shaved for the first time. My mum gave me a razor and I spent about 20 minutes trying to use it. I gave up, yelling, "FUCK IT!" and put it back on the shelf. It fell, and as it hit the floor, a lid fell off. I'd tried to shave with a sheathed razor for 20 minutes. FML
Today, I cut myself on a band-aid box, while trying to get one out for another cut. FML
Today, my electric razor fell flat right after I had finished with my first cheek. And of course I don't have a manual one. FML
Today, I cut myself deeply with an expensive razor that advertised it's impossible to cut yourself with. Twice. Guess I always was an overachiever. FML
Today, I cut myself with child-proof scissors. FML
Today, while trying to put something into the almost full waste bin, I cut myself with a razor blade that my son had thrown in there. It was surprisingly sharp, and my finger started pissing blood. FML
Today, it turned out the razor I used for manscaping wasn't as new and sharp as I'd thought. My entire crotch is now overcome with an unfathomable amount of razor burn. FML
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ForWhatItsWorth 0
Outsmarted by an electric shaver ... :/ tsk tsk tsk
amatayo 0
Yeah I guess that sucks but FML this is not. Trying to reduce cuts I bought a new shaver. After I opened it up I covered my face in shaving cream. Not knowing that thats a no no I burned the side of my face when the razor shorted out.
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Comments (102)
lottofee 0
priceless!
loganh427 0
this isn't fml worthy, it's just a great example of irony haha
Walt_1990 3
Just take it easy with the plastic lol..don't get over excited lol.
Endymion_fml 0
Unless that case cut your hand off at the wrist and you are typing this with the last of the strength that you can muster, delerious enough to post on FML rather than call an ambulance despite the major blood loss you are suffering, then frankly I don't give a shit.
sharkshaveteeth 0
D'oh!
guitardedman 0
who cuts themselves with even a manual razor these days? i got a gillette fusion in the mail and ive shaved drunk with it and never cut myself..buy a decent manual razor and its basically impossible to cut yourself unless you have parkinsons or like pain
here_4_the_party 0
hahah niceee. and i used to call it shaver too, but it's a razor dude. and at least it was just your hand that you cut, better that than your face[: (i'm guessing it was your hand that got cut by the plastic)
stop_whining 0
Riveting story. Tell it again.
musiclife_fml 0
Just use a pocket knife to open the plastic
um_duh 0
You fail at life!