Today, I got an electric razor and a lesson from my dad on how to shave my mustache and chin. I also got my period. FML
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Today, I had to teach my younger brother to shave with a regular disposable razor because our dad uses an electric one and I'm the only other person in the family with enough facial hair to know how to use a razor. I probably would have been proud if I wasn't a girl. FML
Today, I got my first period. My dad bought me a card and had everyone in my family sign it. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover, a shaved head, and my period. FML
Today, I was on my way to meet my partner's parents for the first time. Although I was in a rush, I managed to hop into the shower and shave. I now have a cut on my upper lip. I'm a woman. FML
Today, I found out my mum has been using my electric shaver for several months to shave her pubes and underarms. FML
Today, I had to meet my mother. Being a college student, I decided I was too lazy to shave this morning. She noticed the stubble on my face, and started crying because I'm growing up. I'm 23 years-old. My dad yelled at me for making my mom cry. FML
Today, my dad finally used the electric shaver I bought him for Christmas. My dog now has bald patches. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I got a graphing calculator and my period. FML
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munkyjunkie 7
finally someone who could answer whether being kicked in the balls or pregnancy hurts more...
daniella4680 0
having to walk around with 50 extra pounds and then giving birth has killed women before. ever heard the term 'she died in child birth' yeah well ur penis can survive one kick if it needs to
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Comments (72)
MarLa17 0
seriously?? come on!! how dumb can u and ur dad be? more like WTF not FML.
docscientist 10
I'd just like to know wtf you're talking about.
fidrat04 0
bro...wtf do you mean you got your period man???
sapphireflames11 0
She's a female who has a beard...
skorpien 1
Hence the username Tasha84… as in Natasha…
HamsteronA 0
I never knew men got periods!
texasjalapeno_fml 0
its a bearded lady
teletubbies101 4
HAHAHAHHA great delivery.
kenjiisown 1
I thought the OP was from Iceland.
buddha313 0
Well,shit. Did you get the extra absorbent pads?
kenjiisown 1
Wrong FML, bud.
buddha313 0
Incorrect. I intended to post on this one. I was just leeching on humor from another one.
Andy4443 0
lol nah her dad didn't yell loud enough
kenjiisown 1
In that case, good job.
balletdancer21 11
wow u loser
kiraaamaeee 0
fyl if your a guy ;)
indigo1 0
shouldn't you learn grammar first?
BloodyHeel 8
Shouldn't you learn capitals first? Yes.
kenjiisown 1
The OP is from Texas. What do you expect?
myst15 0
Hey! Not everybody from texas is a redneck retard -_-"
ilovejeland 0
hahaha... shit happens! I wonder wats worse...the cramps or having a mustache?