Today, I got an anonymous letter, stating my condo's community and all my neighbors can hear me having sex. Not only that, but kids gather around my window to listen. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I put an anonymous note under my neighbour's door asking them to not have sex so loudly during the day. Since then, I haven't heard any sex. Unfortunately, I have heard a woman crying loudly because she just found out about her husband's affair. FML
Today, I received a letter signed “anonymously” by at least 6 of my neighbours that unless I do something about my loud nightmares they’re going to start calling the police every time it happens. FML
Today, I had my parents over at my new apartment. As I was telling them how quiet and peaceful my new place is, we could hear my neighbors talking nasty to each other before launching into a full-blown sex ordeal. FML
Today, my new neighbor just put up really loud wind chimes. I just got a ton of letters under my door, stating if I don't take them down, they're going to file a noise complaint with the building management. She owns her condo, I don't. FML
Today, I realized that my neighbors can not only hear me singing in the shower through my apartment's paper-thin walls, they also take great delight in recording it so that they can play it at high volume for their friends when they next throw a party. I want to disappear. FML
Today, I learned that my apartment's walls are thin enough for my neighbors to hear my vibrator. I've lived in this apartment for three years. I've been single and horny for all of them. FML
Today, I heard my neighbors having a violent argument in their front yard. I listened in, and soon found out why the wife wasn't happy with her husband. Apparently, she had caught her husband peeking through my windows for the second time this month. FML
Today, I discovered that my neighbors had held a secret "meeting" to discuss how annoying my "constant singing" as I go about my days in my apartment. They even made a petition, with over ten signatures, asking me to "cease and desist." FML
Today, my neighbor knocked on my door and left a note that said "Please stop singing in the shower. You're terrible, and everyone in the building can hear you." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
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Top comments
knights95 9
Start charging for the show.
flockz 20
right when your about to cum you should scream "I ****** HATE MY NEIGHBORS" followed by the sounds of your bed hitting a wall
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Comments (180)
Saam143 0
Put a sign outside your door, "leave a dollar if you want it louder"
MsJoyfull 4
She's faking it.
burgerburger 0
sex in the air I don't care I love the smell of it
mollykatelynch 11
Next time fake having sex then flash them when you know they are outside the window! xD that'll teach 'em a lesson!
eviegirl247 0
Brilliant!
celticsfan69 0
Haha nice idea
dolphincheddar 10
I'm in too. I am the 2007 world masturbation champion. I warn you, this will be some Stiff competition.
jren207 24
You're the star of the neighbourhood, the ****-star!
corrinaswan 0
Well maybe you should be more quiet but wow if people complain about it u must hav sex on the regularly
corrinaswan 0
Oops u mut hav sex regularly
corrinaswan 0
Dang must sorry
jenlynn86 0
they are all just jealous that you actual have an active and exciting sex life...
tucker3 0
always use a condom
MrCanoe 5
That's what you get for buying a condo instead of buying a house. For the price of your condo you could of bought a house easily. I've never understood why someone pays the price of a house for what is literally a converted apartment