By Username - 03/08/2011 14:33 - United States

Spicy
Today, I got an anonymous letter, stating my condo's community and all my neighbors can hear me having sex. Not only that, but kids gather around my window to listen. FML
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flockz 19

right when your about to cum you should scream "I ****** HATE MY NEIGHBORS" followed by the sounds of your bed hitting a wall

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iJeremyTyler 0

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but chains and whips excite me, OP.

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poiuyloopy 0

Lmao it's hilarious how there are 69 people that like this XD

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enonymous 8

I prefer a fapping duel at high noon... 10 paces and whoever has the quickest draw wins. Only game I have chance at winning

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lovinit5683 0

The parents are just mad because they don't get that kinda of action. And the kids are getting free ****.

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lovinit5683 0

Uhm, no. I'm 15.

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purpleninjaa 0

Wow that's mature. Dumbass. Why does it matter what her age is ??

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iLOLatURpain69 7

It says they can hear you.... Doesn't mean you have to stop!

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ravenxcorvinus 9

hmm.. maybe change the time you have your romps to a time when children aren't awake? lol or better yet, get a ball-gag to muffle your loud-ass! :)

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ambowew 7

I quickly read the letter. What is this, a free show? I took it, and threw it on the ground. Go get your own show, this one is mine. Duh!

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HolyHandGrenade 4

The next letter will include suggestions for sex toys and new positions, and will ask if you could grunt a little louder.

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iAmScrubs 19

They now listen for your sex sounds instead of the ice cream truck.

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MaximilianMarche 0

this is a fml? I think not

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