Today, I got a XXX wax, because my boyfriend wouldn't go down on me as he didn't like the hair. Now he won't sleep with me at all because I look like a child with no pubic hair, and he "feels like a pedophile." FML
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Today, I got a XXX wax, because my boyfriend wouldn't go down on me as he didn't like the hair. Now he won't sleep with me at all because I look like a child with no pubic hair, and he "feels like a pedophile." FML
Today, my boyfriend refused to go down on me because I smelled of baby lotion and it made him feel like a child molester. FML
Today, my girlfriend won’t give me oral because she doesn't like pubes, so I trimmed them; she refused again because they felt prickly, so I waxed them. Now she says I look like a little boy. If she doesn’t want to suck cock, why won’t she just say so instead of hinting she might if I shaved? FML
Today, my boyfriend asked if I could grow out my pubic hair since I usually wax it. He said his mom has a full bush and he always thought it looks better that way. FML
Today, I realized that the full body wax I got two weeks ago that my wife told me would look sexy doesn't just make me look like a completely hairless ten-year-old boy. The ingrown hairs everywhere now make me look like someone with chicken pox. FML
Today, my boyfriend started avoiding going down on me ever since he found an ingrowing hair down there. The only reason I have an ingrowing hair is because he didn’t like my pubes, and stopped having sex with me at all until I shaved it off, thus causing the ingrowing hair. FML
Today, although the I’ve always kept my pubic hair neat and trimmed, my boyfriend once again complained that I don’t shave. When I told him that shaving is uncomfortable and risks ingrown hairs, he sulked and said, “But it’ll look so much better!” He needs to lay off the porn. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, to show that he really wanted me to shave myself, my boyfriend pretended to go down on me, but instead of following through, he stuck a wad of gum in my pubic hair and got back up. FML
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Cinn_fml 22
That's basically a guy who wants a permanent excuse to not go down on you, OP. :P
arhanes 0
Sounds like your boyfriend is full of excuses tell him to man up or you aren't returning the favor
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Comments (349)
Jbradprice 0
Drop that douche, I would eat it either way.
sj_fml 0
Isn't this a complement? young looking = child?
smokey20 0
lol fyl that's halarious
Wandering_Witch 0
Er... if he keeps not wanting to sleep with you then, A he's gay or B. He's cheating.
Wandering_Witch 0
wooops, read that one wrong... well don't know what to tell yah, maybe that's just not his thing, stop giving him head and maybe he'll reconsider, or start... You can Pulp Fiction it, if you give him head he eats you out after= win
iamatroll_fml 0
You deserve it for having a ****** and not making your man sammies.
LifeSucks102 0
I bet after all of that denial and tripe he gave you, he still wants you to suck his ****, am I right? **** that noise. If he doesn't give, he doesn't get. It's only fair.
erickk_fml 0
dump that immature idiot. that's so stupid of him.
BabesYourAStar 0
dump him.
Ethrock 0
Reads to me like he is simply having troubles coming to terms with the fact that he's gay.