anoynomous
France
Today, I got a ticket. The officer's daughter is my ex. He gave me a ticket for 31 in a 30 mph zone. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
randinosaur
United States
Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML
annoyed
United States
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Hypocrite
Today, after giving my husband a ton of crap about the speeding ticket he got last year, I got a speeding ticket. FML
me
Wyandotte, United States
Today, my husband and I were pulled over by a cop. He was still angry from our earlier argument over his constant freeloading, and when the cop told him we'd been doing 75 in a 55, he retorted, "Yeah? I did 75 in your mom last night, fuzzball." One more ticket I have to pay for. FML
Wick
United States
Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML
wrongcar
United States
It wasn't me, officer
Today, I was pulled over and was given a $300 ticket for going 90mph on a 70mph highway. The cop swore he saw my silver car darting in and out of traffic. A couple of minutes earlier that exact car had passed me while I was following the speed limit. FML
neverdatingacopagain
United States
Today, I woke up to find a parking ticket on my car. My car was in my driveway and the cop who wrote it is my ex-boyfriend. This is the third time. FML
Joel
Today, I got a ticket for doing 38mph in a 45mph zone. Apparently you can be cited for "impeding traffic" even when you're the only car on the road. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, we got a speeding ticket in the mail with my drunk daughter's picture on it. She was waving at the camera. FML
Sarah-D
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
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kayvan 8
That ticket won't stand up in court, especially with the arresting officer's relationship to your ex. Fight it!
cucuto89 0
you should do her and break her heart again
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Ozziefml 0
*daughter. and yeah they can get you for 1 over
tycubs 0
u prob know this because your part of the police organization, speach police division. TERD
DarthFurby 0
Maybe you should go finish third grade before you keep posting. Thanks.
RequiemCube 0
Oh tycubs... *facepalm* There's just so much wrong with that, it makes me want to support abortion through the 103rd trimester.
Bullshot 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA! XD made my day!
hachbee 0
lol WTF u get done for going 1 km/ h over limit? man that officer is sad for doing this because u broke his daughter heart lol
Tahsis 4
You still technically broke the law...
BlueTwist89 0
He did not
BlueTwist89 0
He did not (necessarily) break the law. Scroll up!! People posted about the radar guns needing to be recalibrated. I don't think these guns are calibrated down to 1mph. It's possible he wasn't speeding at all.
NorfolkDude 2
Easy win in traffic court.
anjyu22 0
While this is totally FYL and something you can (and probably should) fight, as a recent heartbroken ex myself I find it hilarious.
Phil_McCracken 0
13: Actually, they can get you for anything over 5mph over the limit. Most don't consider that a big deal, so normally they won't until around 10 over. OP, you need to fight this. You can easily get that overturned.
MrC19 0
haha that sucks