Today, I got a text message from my boss that read, "You've been very bad. Severe punishment is in order." I'm not sure whether I should be turned on or terrified. FML
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I replied with a simple "Oh really?"; pretty mid-ground comment if you ask me :) And she is a woman. In the office right now and she just smiled at me.
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hunteer9 5
I'd be turned on and terrified. Make it simpler
ICastillo 25
Is your boss Jennifer Anniston?
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crissaaaay 2
Fifty Shaadeeesss
iamzikang 17
Prepare your ass!
jmcr 27
Id be like wtf and quit...
Enslaved 38
Depends on how your boss plans to punish you :P
texanplayer 1
Due the bastard
ManInTheMachine 20
Yeah! That bastard is DUE! Turn the ************ back into the library and pay your overdue fees! Wait..you...you didn't...mean due, did you?
loserman67 36
You indicate that you are a man, but you do not indicate if your boss is a man or a woman. If your boss is a man, buy vasoline and tissues and be terrified... If your boss is a woman, buy wine and flowers and be turned on... Unless you...., well...., you know....
WretchedOnyx 29
A bit of both?
tsent8 15
Now call me daddy or your fired!!!!!!
notepie 6
I would most likely be terrified
lonecracker 5
It was not meant for you I think...