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Today, I got a text message from my boss that read, "You've been very bad. Severe punishment is in order." I'm not sure whether I should be turned on or terrified. FML

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I replied with a simple "Oh really?"; pretty mid-ground comment if you ask me :) And she is a woman. In the office right now and she just smiled at me.

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I'd be turned on and terrified. Make it simpler

Is your boss Jennifer Anniston?

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Very 50 shades. I'd be turned on. ;)

Well sounds like you'll have a nice project to work on now! Have fun OP!

kelseymill124 0

Sounds like Fifty Shades of Grey (; In that case I'd be turned on!

I replied with a simple "Oh really?"; pretty mid-ground comment if you ask me :) And she is a woman. In the office right now and she just smiled at me.

unknown_user5566 27

So... were you actually in trouble, or was it a bold flirtation?

Oh lala~ Better get ready for your punishment, you dirty, dirty boy.

kahnforyourmom 2

Lucky kid!

KiddNYC1O 22

It's the dimples. And you look like Usher a bit.

TweetAnne 13

Thanks for clearing that up. I wouldn't do it if I were you, tell your boss it's never good to mix business with pleasure. Unless of course one of you quits.

Haha just be careful, don't let this get away from you.

Aaaaaaaaaahhh yeahhhh....~Barry White

And still it makes wonder if it's a good thing or a bad thing?

She is a woman lol look at his post

Aaww #118, you're no fun! ;)

come on guys you know how many fun things involve doing something (or in this case someone) that may not be a "good idea" but they are still fun lol

All depends in how much you value that job.

myztwenty8 4

r boss is a freak :)

What if it was not for u but for another person

Probably turned on. Every time I made a mistake at work (I'm a lifeguard aka the kind of job where it's really bad to **** up), my boss never said, "You've been very bad." More like, "You're off the schedule for the month."

I think he mite be reading the fifty shades of grey just like my wife

Your turned on by your boss? Lol

At least you got one your right.

skullofdarkness 18

Doesn't she read The Justice League?! As Batman says any time Wonder Woman asks him out "you're an amazon princess, I'm a mortal rich guy with issues. Lots of issues. Besides that, relationships within the team only lead to disaster."