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Dominica
Today, I got a text message from my boss that read, "You've been very bad. Severe punishment is in order." I'm not sure whether I should be turned on or terrified. FML
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hunteer9 5
I'd be turned on and terrified. Make it simpler
ICastillo 25
Is your boss Jennifer Anniston?
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lacespace 8
Definitely turned on. Desk sex baby.
olpally 33
Sounds like the start of a hot porno or a vicious bloodbath... Lol...
timjones 8
Get a camera ready for either case. ;)
JoeRogansBEARD 15
Or both?;)!
unknown_user5566 27
Sounds like s/he has been reading 50 Shades, judging by their jargon. Walk up to him/her and bite your lip. You'll soon have your answer re: turned on or terrified.
unknown_user5566 27
****. I didn't make any sense just now. Keep movin', nothing to see here...
Dracoboxer357 36
^ And yet somehow, you still managed to collect a dozen up thumbs by the time I read your post. :) Interesting....
skullofdarkness 18
I understood it perfectly fine... Unless I misunderstood...
gracehi 33
"I'm not sure *if I should be turned on or terrified." Sorry, but that sentence, as it's written in the FML doesn't make much sense.
gracehi 33
And yes, grammar nazis, I just noticed I forgot a comma in the second sentence.
Isoldael 27
Believe me, you didn't get downvoted for the missing comma.
gracehi 33
I realize that. I likely got down voted because the mods also noticed it didn't make sense and edited it. It originally read, "I don't know whether OR NOT I should be turned on or terrified." The "or not" part doesn't make any sense when it proceeds two options. That is what I was pointing out.
mykelinva 4
Look on the bright side. It is the beginning of a sexy relationship or a great lawsuit! Either way you win!
davek 36
That depends on whether you have a crush on your boss, and whether it actually was your boss and not a drunken friend.
stopitfiveeeee 2
Your location is Dominica... D/a massive represent!
Posthuman 26
Hmmmmm the boss's wife thinks you're ugly, right?
mrrossh 3
I would just show it to him the next day and ask him to clarify.
unknown_user5566 27
Where's the fun in that? Far too logical for a situation like this.
gracehi 33
Just imagine if it was a sexy email intended for somebody else and OP received it in error! So rare are the moments when you can humiliate your boss and it's totally justified, and probably won't result in getting fired! Or what if it was a sexy email intended for OP and OP showed it to his boss very professionally and deadpan and said, "Sir/ Ma'am, what exactly do you mean by that?" And then the boss would have to explain it! OP, that is I brilliant idea and you should definitely do it! It will be hilarious!
JoeRogansBEARD 15
"That is I brilliant idea"^
WhoSaidThatIsh 13
The term for what OP is feeling is "scare-roused".
gracehi 33
Kind of what I'm feeling looking at your profile pic...
deegeebee 10
Someone has excellent taste in cartoons :)