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Today, I got a text message from my boss that read, "You've been very bad. Severe punishment is in order." I'm not sure whether I should be turned on or terrified. FML

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whatadaydanny 12

I replied with a simple "Oh really?"; pretty mid-ground comment if you ask me :) And she is a woman. In the office right now and she just smiled at me.

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hunteer9 5

I'd be turned on and terrified. Make it simpler

ICastillo 25

Is your boss Jennifer Anniston?

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writergirl23 19

Probably meant for someone else

Sencilia 14

Is your boss Christian Grey?

row74 7

Terrified. Definitely.

Levvy 22

Why does it have to be an either/or?

jc95sd 3

Turned on... Definently

lifehassecrets 3

Be turned on :)

sicksadworld1317 30

This reminds me of the movie Secretary . . .

demonkey_fml 4

I don't think the text was meant for you. He probably fat-fingered your number. Either that or he thinks he's being funny - which is scary in and of itself.

ladiesman4427 4

It's from Harry potter I was reading this and watching the same scene

Dizzy409 0

Omg Your boss is christian Grey Id be turned on