By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 15:26 - Australia

Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML
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Nate04 0

If she is going to be that way, I would consider that money well spent... Now, get up, dust yourself off, and go buy yourself a lapdance or something. :)

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Mr_Positive 3

Aw, I hope you'll be okay !! But seriously, breaking up over text? ..

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cinnamania 3

She sounds greedy. Howcome she can't pay for her own phone?

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breebearxx 0

damn im sorry man. i wonder what you did to her to piss her off.

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hfs 0

well look at it this way...now you don't have to pay for her crap?

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arcturusvi 0

People on this site date some pretty shitty people.

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strangersdk 0

What a bitch. Go have sex with one of her friends or someone who looks like her but more attractive to piss her off. Or, get in a relationship and talk to her (ex) about how amazing it is and how much more connected emotionally you are (that will really hurt, good stuff).

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awdorable 0

FYL, dude. She's a *****, no offense. If you ever see her again, give her the finger :) Hope she burns in hell Anya

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Marysenjo 0

good riddance, cause apparently she's a cheap bitch and is not even mature enough to break up with you face to face.

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