Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me with a message that I had to pay $1 to see. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years because I was tired of his childishness and anger, so he decided to send me 540 random text messages of scrambled letters in order to mess up my phone as well, as make me pay 20 cents for each message. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML
Today, I was on the phone with my girlfriend. Just as she said "I love you", the credit on my phone runs out. She now thinks that I've purposely hung up on her. She refuses to speak to me until I tell her the real reason I hung up. FML
Today, after weeks of my crazy girlfriend avoiding me because she knew I wanted to break up with her, I had no option but to do it by text. She told all my friends, who now think I'm a coward who isn't man enough to break up in person. They didn't even ask for my side of the story. FML
Today, I got a text message saying, "I'm sorry, I know it's our 4 month anniversary but it's not working out, I need to break up with you" followed by her complaining that I never call her as well. WTF? I haven't had a girlfriend for 6 months. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend had someone else dump me via text message. I knew it wasn't her because for once I wasn't being viciously insulted, and it wasn't written as if an illiterate baboon had taken a shit all over her keypad. I can't even feel happy about being rid of her. FML
Today, my phone died while I was on the phone with my girlfriend. When I finally got a charger, I saw a text message from her. I'm now single. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Nate04 0
If she is going to be that way, I would consider that money well spent... Now, get up, dust yourself off, and go buy yourself a lapdance or something. :)
epic_phail 0
what a bitch
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (135)
Jefe_fml 0
lewl, get ownt son.
sexxi_mermaiiid 0
i agree with everyone who says to sign her up for sights that keep calling/texting her to waste her minutes in the future. :) she was a major bitch for doing that...she deserves it.
iNancy 0
man, I totally agree with #9. If she is going to f with you, you might as well get your moneys worth and get annoying people to call her to waste those credits.
Ole_Stinker 0
So you paid to be broken up with. That sucks, but it probably only cost you a few bucks. Think about what another date would have cost, and it looks a little better.
laffytacky_fml 0
well, if she broke up with you over the phone, that means she's just a bitchass with no courage to say it to your face. hope you find someone more reliable than her!
Equineangel91 0
What a horrible girl. Thats ridiculous
Funtertaining11 0
That's messed up. I'm Sorry; that was unexpected, I bet.
dg72592_fml 0
why would she ask a guy to pay for phone credit anyway? paying for dinner is one thing, but that's like clearly taking advantage.
oloie 0
personaly she sounds like a bitch... but idk you might have deserved it
ohhhhshizzz 0
She's a bitch, and she's cheap? I'm glad she broke up with you, you don't need her & she don't deserve you. You know what, you should do. Ask her to have sex with you one last time. Or just suck your d*ck:) VIDEO TAPE IT! And only have her, and put it on a **** website. Then post her number on it, and on other places. Oh and a lesbian site, with her picture saying she loves girls and loves to text day and night. And have her number. =]