By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 15:26 - Australia

Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML
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Nate04 0

If she is going to be that way, I would consider that money well spent... Now, get up, dust yourself off, and go buy yourself a lapdance or something. :)

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sexxi_mermaiiid 0

i agree with everyone who says to sign her up for sights that keep calling/texting her to waste her minutes in the future. :) she was a major bitch for doing that...she deserves it.

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iNancy 0

man, I totally agree with #9. If she is going to f with you, you might as well get your moneys worth and get annoying people to call her to waste those credits.

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Ole_Stinker 0

So you paid to be broken up with. That sucks, but it probably only cost you a few bucks. Think about what another date would have cost, and it looks a little better.

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laffytacky_fml 0

well, if she broke up with you over the phone, that means she's just a bitchass with no courage to say it to your face. hope you find someone more reliable than her!

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Funtertaining11 0

That's messed up. I'm Sorry; that was unexpected, I bet.

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dg72592_fml 0

why would she ask a guy to pay for phone credit anyway? paying for dinner is one thing, but that's like clearly taking advantage.

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oloie 0

personaly she sounds like a bitch... but idk you might have deserved it

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ohhhhshizzz 0

She's a bitch, and she's cheap? I'm glad she broke up with you, you don't need her & she don't deserve you. You know what, you should do. Ask her to have sex with you one last time. Or just suck your d*ck:) VIDEO TAPE IT! And only have her, and put it on a **** website. Then post her number on it, and on other places. Oh and a lesbian site, with her picture saying she loves girls and loves to text day and night. And have her number. =]

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