Today, I got a round brush stuck in my hair so badly that I couldn't get it out for 45 minutes, and had a panic attack. I had to drive through town with a brush dangling from my head, to the hair salon, and listen to them laugh while they got it out. FML
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Today, I tried to use a fancy new hairstyling tool and ended up getting my hair tangled in it. I had to cut a chunk of my hair off to free myself. FML
Today, I went to the hairdresser on a spur of the moment decision to get a quick wash and cut. Forty-five painful minutes and $180 later, I honestly don't know if anything was actually done to my hair. FML
Today, after finally growing my curly hair down to shoulder length, I decided to get it styled for a dinner date. The stylist rolled up the barrel brush on my head and it got stuck. Hello, pixie cut. FML
Today, I couldn't find my hairbrush anywhere; I ended up having to brush my hair with a fork. FML
Today, in the bathroom during the ACTs, my hair got stuck in the electric hand dryer. I had to rip my hair out. For future reference, hair + hand dryer = dreadlocks. FML
Today, at the hairdresser's, I fell asleep while my hair was being washed. My barber had to shake me awake. FML
Today, after spending a week detangling my hair (It took a week because my hands have nerve issues) because it felt like my scalp was glued to my scalp from not being taken care of, I cut it all off. My hair got tangled in the device twice and eventually revealed a burn on my scalp. FML
Today, we were running late because my hair got tangled in the curtains. My mother-in-law got so angry, she hacked at it, leaving me with a bald patch, then went and sat in the car as though we were still going anywhere with her. FML
Today, I got my hair dyed at a fancy salon. While the stylist was pulling out the foils in my hair I sat up and started screaming in pain because the hot foils were burning my scalp. All she said was "oh, you're fine". I went back home to find an oozing burn wound on my scalp. FML
Today, my hair got stuck in my umbrella. I asked for help from passers-by, but all I got was weird looks as they hurried past me. FML
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macdaddymady 8
For some reason, I pictured Mia from Princess Diaries when I read this.
xGraycloud 4
stuck & sticky don't relate to each other, dumbass.
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Comments (148)
xSorry_fml 10
I am still laughing. YDI
stevenmx86 8
I don't think you'd be able to drive after having a panic attack.. Real ones put people in the hospital.. You're a pathetic human being for having any panic about a brush stuck in your hair..
RaquelW 7
not all panic attacks put people in the hospital, and I'm sure she calmed down before driving. having a brush stuck in your hair is frustrating and an easy trigger if you have an anxiety disorder.
jlh2283 1
what a wuss... you got nappy hair why are you using a round brush? you should of gone to your mommy so we could see a picture at least... grow up... use your brain... figure it out... i know you ppl are going to dislike this but seriously you know you have more common sense than this person...
murdersquirrel 15
If she'd gone to her mom, we'd be able to see a pic since we need to see that? Awesome logic.
Pufferfish78 5
I have gotten a round brush stuck in my hair before. Easier then you think. And I don't have nappy hair at all!
twinny_sc 13
What do you mean by "you people?"
bananagrams 9
What do YOU mean by you people?
murdersquirrel 15
Not really. No offense but fine hair is often a complaint, especially if it's thin.
DontClickOnMe 28
Wow, your hair must have been really naughty.... Oh um I mean knotty. =P
KiddNYC1O 22
Should've used olive oil to loosen it.
ohsheet 8
How did you get it THAT stuck in the first place? hahahah
deviable 9
My hair is thick enough to stop bullets and I've never had that problem. Maybe it depends on your conditioner?
bittersweet25 3
Hahaha the same thing happened to me...twice by my grandmother trying to do my hair. It's not fun
insanelyXnikki 18
...how in the world do you arrive at this situation in the first place?