Today, I got a round brush stuck in my hair so badly that I couldn't get it out for 45 minutes, and had a panic attack. I had to drive through town with a brush dangling from my head, to the hair salon, and listen to them laugh while they got it out. FML
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Today, I tried to use a fancy new hairstyling tool and ended up getting my hair tangled in it. I had to cut a chunk of my hair off to free myself. FML
Today, I went to the hairdresser on a spur of the moment decision to get a quick wash and cut. Forty-five painful minutes and $180 later, I honestly don't know if anything was actually done to my hair. FML
Today, after finally growing my curly hair down to shoulder length, I decided to get it styled for a dinner date. The stylist rolled up the barrel brush on my head and it got stuck. Hello, pixie cut. FML
Today, I couldn't find my hairbrush anywhere; I ended up having to brush my hair with a fork. FML
Today, in the bathroom during the ACTs, my hair got stuck in the electric hand dryer. I had to rip my hair out. For future reference, hair + hand dryer = dreadlocks. FML
Today, at the hairdresser's, I fell asleep while my hair was being washed. My barber had to shake me awake. FML
Today, after spending a week detangling my hair (It took a week because my hands have nerve issues) because it felt like my scalp was glued to my scalp from not being taken care of, I cut it all off. My hair got tangled in the device twice and eventually revealed a burn on my scalp. FML
Today, we were running late because my hair got tangled in the curtains. My mother-in-law got so angry, she hacked at it, leaving me with a bald patch, then went and sat in the car as though we were still going anywhere with her. FML
Today, I got my hair dyed at a fancy salon. While the stylist was pulling out the foils in my hair I sat up and started screaming in pain because the hot foils were burning my scalp. All she said was "oh, you're fine". I went back home to find an oozing burn wound on my scalp. FML
Today, my hair got stuck in my umbrella. I asked for help from passers-by, but all I got was weird looks as they hurried past me. FML
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macdaddymady 8
For some reason, I pictured Mia from Princess Diaries when I read this.
xGraycloud 4
stuck & sticky don't relate to each other, dumbass.
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Comments (148)
erockinthesuburb 17
You're so vain... you probably thought this post was about you.
Honestly_Lainey 21
Don't you? Don't yoou?
nelsokev 6
lol over react much?
norskchic 9
I guess I will never fully be a woman then considering I have very fine hair and no matter how hard I could try, the brush wouldn't get stuck.
Insane_Tea 15
How is this a fml? It's such a common occurence.
woahwoahwow 9
I'd consider a Wider toothed brush.. Or a shave.
2ndSucks 15
Yes, if a brush ever gets stuck in my hair, my first reaction will be to shave my head. Genius.
woahwoahwow 9
Yeah, if I ever see a smart assed comment, my first reaction is to take it literally. Genius.
Comet_Candy 23
Brush from the ends up, love!
EnSigne 13
Aww, I feel your pain! That has happened to me too, although I've never actually had to go to a salon to get it removed....x)
every1luvsboners 11
Crayzee4Jesus, I have a strange feeling that your parents are cousins. What exactly is an isits? A saloon or a salon? If you were any smarter you would be retarded.
ikickgingers 15
"retarted"??? Is this ****** legit????
every1luvsboners 11
Are you really this stupid? How do people like you obtain Internet access? You need to **** a duck, then go to hell, dumb-ass bible thumping weirdo.
rattusrattus 19
And yet somehow I don't run into that sort of autocorrect problem. I proofread. All my typos are my own.
ikickgingers 15
58--------Your profile says you are Christian and you even spelled Retarded as "retarted" in your profile. *rolls eyes* The old sister on my shit? Really????? Piss off.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
No, no, they should have stayed, I was enjoying the (crappy) humor!
ikickgingers 15
*prepares for T.I.'s Electroconvulsive therapy* Mwahahahahahaha
Llama_Face89 34
I think that guy should try a career in excavation...I have never seen someone dig themselves into a hole with such skill before...
kaykay20 0
That one takes skill to learn and it only works well with certain hair types. If your hair gets knotted easy it's not the one for you.
murdersquirrel 15
Different bristles could help, too. That and knowing what you're doing.
JocelynKaulitz 28
That's happened to me before. But it was nothing a little conditioner and water could do to help get it out.
Calyx_fml 22
Better your hair than your ass.