CoalRose
United States
Today, I got a nose piercing. I was asleep at the time in my backyard, and the piercer was a snake. FML
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CoalRose 16
Hey guys! OP here. Wasn't expecting this to post, so this was a pleasant surprise! Just made an account to give the follow up. :) The weather was really nice so I had decided to go out in the back to read and get some sun. Somewhere between reading and laying down I fell asleep. I'm not sure what really happened, but I'm assuming I startled it with a snore or batted at it in my sleep, because the next think I knew I woke up with searing pain in my nose and staring face to face with a snake. I'm fine, luckily, as the snake was just your household garden/garter snake! Unfortunately the piercing, bite, whatever you would like to call it is too off center to wear. :( But yeah! All your comments & puns have been his hilarious so far.
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myeverydaymylife 21
You'd be so screwed if you were in Australia...
Nathan_Henry 15
A whole new meaning to snake bites
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Comments (86)
xluciferx666 21
Just kinda slithered on in there huh?
some_random_user 2
A snake making an unprovoked attack on a sleeping human many times its size? FML discovers another animal previously unknown to science!
slyde32 12
Doesn't necessarily mean it was unprovoked, snake may have slithered over her and she's gone to swipe it
Fmlsea 28
she was asleep so she might not of swiped at it . not everyone is a light sleeper .maybe the snake was just pissed it had to slither up op so decided to bite op to see what it was.
Bad_luck_duck 6
I hope you tipped him snakes live hard lives!
qdawg06 23
Well if you wanted to get it done, at least it was free?
KitchenPig 16
Do you often sleep in your backyard?
bulletsinthewind 21
Well that's an odd place to get bit. At least the snake was not venomous (assuming because you made this FML)
wantedtwo 3
Bs. Complete bs.
Aixx 11
Thats scary afff
CARCA55 12
That's hiss-starical.......too soon?
Pashazil 10
Great, so it's free and maybe deadly.