CoalRose
United States
Today, I got a nose piercing. I was asleep at the time in my backyard, and the piercer was a snake. FML
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CoalRose 16
Hey guys! OP here. Wasn't expecting this to post, so this was a pleasant surprise! Just made an account to give the follow up. :) The weather was really nice so I had decided to go out in the back to read and get some sun. Somewhere between reading and laying down I fell asleep. I'm not sure what really happened, but I'm assuming I startled it with a snore or batted at it in my sleep, because the next think I knew I woke up with searing pain in my nose and staring face to face with a snake. I'm fine, luckily, as the snake was just your household garden/garter snake! Unfortunately the piercing, bite, whatever you would like to call it is too off center to wear. :( But yeah! All your comments & puns have been his hilarious so far.
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myeverydaymylife 21
You'd be so screwed if you were in Australia...
Nathan_Henry 15
A whole new meaning to snake bites
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Comments (86)
xskaix 6
why were you sleeping in your backyard...?
ohSNAPyall 26
Because it's summer.
thejonac 21
..are you okay
jonny_salsa 7
Free piercing..? Hope it wasn't venomous op.
angiemarie96 25
Anaconda*
ezrajab 22
Ouch
Xynie 20
Wow, im watching a snake movie right now that includes venomous snakes. You are lucky in this situation OP.
pengyvan 21
Why were you sleeping outside? Where there are snakes?
ShowMeKay 20
In certain areas, snakes might not be common but can still show up randomly (like garden snakes). OP might never have seen a snake before in their area and felt comfortable sleeping outside. Probably won't anymore though haha
MrThump 16
I hate snakes! They scare the crap out of me....... This would have been a rude awakening, you can never trust snakes!
Emma1562 35
I love snakes! Can I bring my 9 foot boa to your house, he wants a nice tight hug from you! Haha I'm jk but snakes aren't bad, they are like any other house pet, if raised they'll just want your love!
emilytheperson 17
Why were you asleep in your backyard?
k_th0m 15
I appreciate your sense of humor