Today, I got a new phone. Only after berating the Sprint employee and Apple support desk because I could not call, text, or access the Internet did I find out that I didn't need to buy a new phone. It was just on airplane mode. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I called my cell phone tech support to help with my Samsung device. They sent me contact info for Apple support. FML
Today, after going to T-Mobile thinking my phone won't receive texts, I found out that my phone is perfectly fine, my friends just don't text me back. FML
Today, my cell phone broke. It wouldn't even turn on. I went online to access my account so that I could order a new phone. I couldn't remember my password. The phone company had an option of "forgot my password". Upon clicking I get a message saying "Your password will be sent to your phone". FML
Today, I switched cell phone service providers, hoping to upgrade. After working out the details and picking a phone in the store, I got home to find my brand new cell can't get a signal in my house. I already signed the two year contract. FML
Today, my iPhone got back from being fixed. When I opened the box there was a note attached to my phone that said, "All you had to do was turn it on." FML
Today, I went to the Apple store to try and figure out what's going on with my iPhone. After an hour of speaking to three different geniuses and waiting around, their solution was to "Google it." FML
Today, I had to sell my phone to pay for the phone bill. FML
Today, since my phone had two eSIM cards, I decided to activate the second one. No harm no foul, right? But then I realized having two with the same number was redundant and turned it off. That disconnected my cellphone data, causing me to fly into a panic. It took 30 minutes with customer service to fix my mistake. FML
Today, I realized that with all the money I've spent on repairs for my iPhone through the months, I could have bought a phone that doesn't die horribly whenever I so much as give it a mean look. FML
Today, after calling the insurance plan for my new iPhone a "huge waste of money", I promptly dropped it in the store while trying to put it into my pocket, cracking the screen. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
I'm not surprised. You seem a bit flighty.
Timmip12 9
Did you try turning it off and on again?
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Comments (105)
LostInTheZone11 29
Not only are you an ass. You're just plane stupid.
ChiefKoala 30
Dude come on. Everyone knows plane jokes are like lazy people. They just don't work. Get it together man!
emeraldisle 30
You're an asshole! You completely deserve it.
writerchic85 26
Maybe don't be a dick to people who are trying to help you?
GreatAmerican 7
Yeah, you seem like a real ****.
ChiefKoala 30
Agreed. OP, when I would answer calls or deal with rude and stupid customers when I worked in fast food, I would either hang up on them or ask them to leave my store, and that I wasn't going to take that kind of inappropriate behavior. Maybe not being a stupid fuckface will get you somewhere in life.
Lazzy2332 2
There's a thing called the status bar lmao
starburst7596 14
You deserve it for yelling at employees who have no control over what your particular phone is doing. They're paid to do their best to help you but there's not a whole lot you can do for stupid.
Tantien 8
You really set yourself up for hate. Just because you can't see an airplane on the top of your screen it doesn't mean u can yell at other people. YDI
FalloutScrolls 25
Jumping to conclusions! What could go wrong?
ad1836 19
How did you not see the airplane logo at the top of your screen. Frustration can be blinding. Beware OP.
Aledors 5
This sounds like something I'd read on Not Always Right...