Today, I got a new job. This would've been a good thing, but apparently, the person I'm replacing was very well-liked around my workplace. All of my co-workers hate me now for replacing someone who I don't even know. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it was my first day at my new job. Not only does everyone hate me for replacing a guy they all liked, I managed to clog the only functional toilet there. The glares and threatening head-shaking they keep doing probably means I'm screwed. FML
Today, I started a new job that was highly recommended by a worker there. The same coworker that is now making my life a living hell. FML
Today, I got a new job and told everyone about it. A few hours later, I got an email from the executive saying I actually don't have the job anymore. FML
Today, I got a coworker at my new job in trouble, because he kept harassing me and asking me out, even after I clearly told him I wasn't interested. Turns out he's very popular around here, and everyone now hates me for being a trouble-maker and not "taking a compliment." FML
Today, I had the great pleasure of meeting my replacement, who was sitting at my desk in my office. My boss must've forgotten to mention to me that I've been fired. FML
Today, the only colleague I dislike was promoted to be my manager. FML
Today, upon applying for a new job to leave my old crappy job I was informed by my new potential employer that he was unable to hire me because he is friends with my current boss. FML
Today, the manager that hired me and worked for years to inspire and connect her staff was laid to rest. Hours before the funeral, her replacement told me he wanted my two weeks notice on his desk tonight. I've been a model employee, he just doesn't like me. FML
Today, I was supposed to start a new job. I had accepted a new position with a different company three weeks ago, and gave my notice. At the time, I even trained my replacement. Today, I found out that my new work doesn't need me anymore. So, I'm unemployed. FML
Today, at my new job, my coworkers pranked me by moving around the things on my desk. I was horribly upset by it and reported them all to HR. Now no one will talk to me and I'm the office pariah within my first week. FML
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Top comments
ICATiger 13
1- work really hard 2- get promoted 3- Fire all of them (Like A Boss)
HandsomeRatch 20
Well that's not fair of them, they don't even know you. Sounds awesome to work with them.
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Comments (73)
wittygirl 8
Damn that sucks. Suggestion! Give them chocolates see if this improved their feelings about you :3
Michael_92 20
Well tell the boss to hire new people to replace everyone. That is clearly the only logical solution.
farhil 14
You need to rethink your definition of 'logical'. And 'solution'. And 'clearly'.
Michael_92 20
Yea just so everyone knows, that was indeed a dish of sarcasm. Sorry you couldn't handle the heat.
Vball6 19
Your sarcasm is very weak.
docscientist 10
People are stupid and find scapegoats.
Ferretface 13
Yeah, and that's your fault.
ehllychan 10
You try and win them with kindness. If they still insist in being assholes, you might want to try and stick that fact in their faces. They might not even realize they're being asses to the wrong person.
KatieKupcake4195 9
Ouch. Sorry, OP. FYL. On the bright side, you have a job :) Be grateful for that, sir!
thiscrazything 1
Don't worry about it, they are just missing their friend. Be kind, and smile. They will come around.
WCARlover 35
You've got some mature coworkers there...
kissie87 4
Don't pay no mind to them because I know it may sound hard but you not there to be liked you are there to work and get money if they don't like you they can kill themselves because how can they judge a person without knowing them. I hate that smh
Hakando 5
Sucks to be you
brohamas16 7
ehhh they can get over it