Today, I got a message from the girl I like. She told me to never speak to her again and not even look at her any more. Apparently the letter I wrote to her was perverted, vile and nasty. I never wrote her a letter. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found garbage in my postbox. In amongst the garbage, I found a note saying ''This is all you ever will get. Stay away from me!'', from the girl I sent a love poem to the other day. FML
Today, my sex-crazed ex wrote me a letter so bad, it haunts me that I let a guy with such terrible grammar skills touch my boobs. FML
Today, I found a love letter in my mail. It was from a girl I met at a bar few weeks ago. I never gave her my address or last name. I guess I have a stalker now. FML
Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to send a message to the girl I've been crushing on for years. I'm now blocked. FML
Today, I wrote the girl I love a long, gushy letter to convince her to be with me instead of her abusive ex. Later on, I asked her what she thought. She said she can't read cursive. She chose the ex. FML
Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML
Today, I was feeling really horny. I decided to send dirty texts to my girlfriend. I sent the first and she didn't reply, so I sent more and more and then I got one back saying 'Stay away from my little girl.' FML
Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML
Today, I learned that my 11 year-old daughter wrote a love letter to her teacher. Cute, right? It was an incredibly graphic letter where she asked him to "abduct her and chain her up in his basement." I now must find her a new school and a therapist. FML
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kaprookie 3
Shit! I knew i sent that letter to the wrong person, Sorry OP.
TckleMePinkFloyd 0
That sucks! Maybe it was somone messing with you, if they know u like her... Kids can be dicks to eachother...
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Comments (66)
fakEwOrLD 0
Perhaps it was someone you know that also likes her. What a great way to get rid of the competition. Someone used to write me similar letters anonymously never found out who it was. Just explain to her..everything will turn out for the best if not her loss
nebulaofthesky 0
I tried explaining. It was my 'friends' trying to 'help'. Those assholes.
ginger2216 0
what does OP mean?
stephanieeDawnx 0
Oh Pissoff you dense ****.
cheepcheep23 8
Sounds like a skyrim side quest
alex_the_lion 9
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