FML : Today, I got a few notes from this girl I like at school for 2 years telling me she feels the same way. My dad knocks on the door and I panic and say "Hold...

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Today, I got a few notes from this girl I like at school for 2 years telling me she feels the same way. My dad knocks on the door and I panic and say "Hold on!". I shoved them under my pillow then told him to come in. He said "Son, it's perfectly normal to masturbate." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Misunderstood - / Sunday 8 February 2009 05:35 / United Kingdom

Love

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By jkqd | 0

#752 - Monday 9 February 2009 01:59

Apparently a lot of people can't imagine how embarrassed you might be as a child/teenager just realizing you're going to be starting a relationship with someone you've secretly been in love with. Even if you weren't super embarrassed, who would respond to a sudden knock at this moment of epiphany by saying, "Come on in, Dad, this girl who've I've been obsessing over for two years finally loves me back, here read all the notes she just gave me talking about it in intimate detail"? Please.

By NorfolkDude | 2

#737 - Sunday 8 February 2009 11:40

I'm confused... why would you hide them? Were the letters somehow sexual in nature? In anycase, it was your fault for hiding things that weren't supposed to be hidden in the first place.

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By Roi_fml | 0

#674 - Sunday 8 February 2009 03:55

's not so bad.

By katieatieay | 0

#680 - Sunday 8 February 2009 04:11

ha, nice try. i know you were masturbating.

77777771 | 12

#3572373 - Friday 11 November 2011 06:32

Nope, to late.

By greenman_fml | 0

#685 - Sunday 8 February 2009 04:15

why would you have to hide those from your dad? my dad's sex philosophy is "bang anything that walks." he taught me that from a young age

swhockey02 | 0

#1106455 - Sunday 18 July 2010 03:46

ya but u don't bang anything by the looks of u greenman

freakin0ut | 0

#1550172 - Friday 15 October 2010 07:01

so you practise beastism?

borkchop1992 | 15

#3808622 - Friday 30 December 2011 07:07

and thats why you look like a rapist

spazz666 | 18

#5012051 - Saturday 6 October 2012 05:16

It's called beasteality, not beastism.

By NorfolkDude | 2

#737 - Sunday 8 February 2009 11:40

I'm confused... why would you hide them? Were the letters somehow sexual in nature? In anycase, it was your fault for hiding things that weren't supposed to be hidden in the first place.

sofitina | 20

#6047317 - Monday 25 August 2014 10:30

I hid notes from my father in fear he'd try and read them. His dad might be quick enough to snatch it away from his hands. No one does anything for no reason.

CryoShock | 14

#6092229 - Saturday 18 October 2014 01:33

Usually, if someone's parents saw their notes that they had relating to their love life, they make a big deal out of it. OP probably hid it to save himself the embarrassment.

By jkqd | 0

#752 - Monday 9 February 2009 01:59

By supersolar | 0

#41726 - Thursday 19 March 2009 02:35

...james?

By hawaiianxpunchx3 | 0

#43223 - Thursday 19 March 2009 08:18

um hiding them gave him the idea that you were....ya know. its pretty much your fault.

By elmol1f3 | 0

#57664 - Wednesday 25 March 2009 03:17

i agree with #17 ... unless u were masturbating TO the letters

InfamousRaider | 15

#5522565 - Wednesday 5 June 2013 11:37

0.o

By EnchiladaTaco | 0

#253112 - Tuesday 2 June 2009 06:00

You little bitch, why'd you hide the letter?

By spade_fml | 0

#270662 - Friday 5 June 2009 05:38

Idiot!!! If he said that why the fuuck are you reading fucking letters??? If my parents caught me i would get my dick cut off

Lg11 | 3

#466785 - Friday 7 August 2009 07:29

what the fuck.

jebby011 | 0

#1122636 - Thursday 22 July 2010 07:13

so you would get your dick cut off if you read a letter? what the fuck.

aksweetheart | 7

#5025230 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 06:42

Ohhhhhhhh... He's saying that if he were to masturbate, he would get his dick cut off, and so he's saying that since OP's dad said it was okay for OP to masturbate, he should do so every second of everyday, and not bother with anything else, especially a girl who he has been in love with for years... Yeah that makes much more sense now.