Today, I got a few notes from this girl I like at school for 2 years telling me she feels the same way. My dad knocks on the door and I panic and say "Hold on!". I shoved them under my pillow then told him to come in. He said "Son, it's perfectly normal to masturbate." FML
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Roi_fml
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's not so bad.
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katieatieay
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ha, nice try. i know you were masturbating.
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77777771
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Nope, to late.
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greenman_fml
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why would you have to hide those from your dad? my dad's sex philosophy is "bang anything that walks." he taught me that from a young age
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swhockey02
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ya but u don't bang anything by the looks of u greenman
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freakin0ut
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so you practise beastism?
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borkchop1992
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and thats why you look like a rapist
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spazz666
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It's called beasteality, not beastism.
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NorfolkDude
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I'm confused... why would you hide them? Were the letters somehow sexual in nature? In anycase, it was your fault for hiding things that weren't supposed to be hidden in the first place.
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sofitina
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I hid notes from my father in fear he'd try and read them. His dad might be quick enough to snatch it away from his hands. No one does anything for no reason.
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CryoShock
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Usually, if someone's parents saw their notes that they had relating to their love life, they make a big deal out of it. OP probably hid it to save himself the embarrassment.
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jkqd
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Apparently a lot of people can't imagine how embarrassed you might be as a child/teenager just realizing you're going to be starting a relationship with someone you've secretly been in love with.
Even if you weren't super embarrassed, who would respond to a sudden knock at this moment of epiphany by saying, "Come on in, Dad, this girl who've I've been obsessing over for two years finally loves me back, here read all the notes she just gave me talking about it in intimate detail"?
Please.
Even if you weren't super embarrassed, who would respond to a sudden knock at this moment of epiphany by saying, "Come on in, Dad, this girl who've I've been obsessing over for two years finally loves me back, here read all the notes she just gave me talking about it in intimate detail"?
Please.
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supersolar
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...james?
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hawaiianxpunchx3
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um hiding them gave him the idea that you were....ya know. its pretty much your fault.
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elmol1f3
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i agree with #17 ... unless u were masturbating TO the letters
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InfamousRaider
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0.o
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EnchiladaTaco
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You little bitch, why'd you hide the letter?
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spade_fml
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Idiot!!! If he said that why the fuuck are you reading fucking letters??? If my parents caught me i would get my dick cut off
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Lg11
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what the fuck.
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jebby011
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so you would get your dick cut off if you read a letter? what the fuck.
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aksweetheart
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Ohhhhhhhh... He's saying that if he were to masturbate, he would get his dick cut off, and so he's saying that since OP's dad said it was okay for OP to masturbate, he should do so every second of everyday, and not bother with anything else, especially a girl who he has been in love with for years... Yeah that makes much more sense now.
Even if you weren't super embarrassed, who would respond to a sudden knock at this moment of epiphany by saying, "Come on in, Dad, this girl who've I've been obsessing over for two years finally loves me back, here read all the notes she just gave me talking about it in intimate detail"?
Please.